--- title: "Santa's sexy wife - Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7\", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Santa's sexy wife** # Santa's sexy wife [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santas-sexy-wife.html&media=&description=Santa's%20sexy%20wife) 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours. ### Related SMS 1. [Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html) Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa. 3. [Santa was drawing money from ATM.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html) Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's \*\*\*\*. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394. 5. [Santa in court](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html) SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up! 7. [A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html) A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. 9. [What a shot you made - santa singh](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html) An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚ 11. [Lion bounced on wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html) In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.. 13. [An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html) An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. 15. [Santa & Mathematical conversion](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html) Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! 17. [Wife said I'm dying](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html) Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language! 19. [Kissing ur wife in ur home....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kissing-ur-wife-in-ur-home.html) A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend." 21. [Santa throw the butter out of the window?](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html) Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! 23. [Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html) Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW. 25. [Difference between wife & saali](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-wife-saali.html) What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p 27. [Advertisement of wife wanted](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html) One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 29. [Remember your wife birthday](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/remember-your-wife-birthday.html) The most effective way 2 remember ur wife's birthday is 2 forget it once. 31. [Husband wife watching an IPL match together](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-watching-an-ipl-match-together.html) Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: \[…\] 33. [Good / bad news after wife accident](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/good-bad-news-after-wife-accident.html) A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? \[…\] 35. [Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/to-the-best-wife-happy-new-year.html) For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey \[…\] 37. [Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-wife-girlfriend-and-love.html) A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will \[…\] 39. [Wife treats husband](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wife-treats-husband.html) A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You \[…\] 41. [By wife ....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/by-wife.html) Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but \[…\] 43. [Pathan's wife bought sweater](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pathans-wife-bought-sweater.html) Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater" 45. [I am using your wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/using-wife.html) A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I \[…\] 47. [Happy Mother's Day Greetings For Wife](https://sms4smile.com/mothers-day-sms/happy-mothers-day-greetings-to-wife.html) God has given me a woman that has proven to be a beautiful mother, a wonderful wife, and an amazing friend. I'm thankful to God for you being such a blessing in my life. Happy Mother's Day! 49. [Husband to a newly wed wife](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/husband-to-a-newly-wed-wife.html) Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. 51. [A man found his wife having affair with a guy.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-man-found-his-wife-having-affair-with-a-guy.html) A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! 53. [Wife:What is 10 years with me?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wifewhat-is-10-years-with-me.html) Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second 55. [You are seeing my wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/you-are-seeing-my-wife.html) Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D 57. [Aisi apni wife ho](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisi-apni-wife-ho.html) Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub \[…\] 59. [Happy Mother's Day For Wife](https://sms4smile.com/mothers-day-sms/happy-mothers-day-wife-2.html) You're dependable, wonderful, and full of kindness. You're my wife, the mother of our children, and one of my best friends. Because of you my life is filled with smiles, beautiful moments, and true love. Happy Mother's Day! 61. [Husband aur wife in hotel](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-aur-wife-in-hotel.html) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. 63. [Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend](https://sms4smile.com/sunday-sms/sunday-message-for-wife-girlfriend-2.html) Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday! 65. [Difference between Friend & Wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-friend-wife.html) Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?" ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "WebPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santas-sexy-wife.html", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santas-sexy-wife.html", "name": "Santa's sexy wife - Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "datePublished": "2024-06-16T21:56:17+00:00", "author": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#/schema/person/9f91f44c83abb1e02c3371974e8e52ba" }, "description": "2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? 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