--- title: "Pathan's wife bought sweater - Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said \"the buttons of d sweater r removed…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Pathan's wife bought sweater** # Pathan's wife bought sweater [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pathans-wife-bought-sweater.html&media=&description=Pathan's%20wife%20bought%20sweater) Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater" ### Related SMS 1. 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