Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Girl's silence is dangerous.

They're either :
---> about to blow up
---> need a hug
---> falling apart
---> crying inside

Or all of the above.

Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Rumors are ...

R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

Girls Logic

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

Most romantic horrible scene

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

Man to suffer

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it
happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

Don't drink unboiled water

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!