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Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"
boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d
Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Attitude Of Youth :)
"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT
Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart
If you save,
U agree I'm smart
If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart
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If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.
6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d