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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

Wait for the waiter

When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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Aren't You The Waiter?:p

Golden rule to be happy with man/woman

Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

What a man can be, he must be.

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

Difference between deciding and doing

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There€™s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Everybody makes mistakes in this world

In this world everybody makes mistakes...
But
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Fast food of tiger

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p

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