--- title: "Modernisation - Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "\"If exposure of Body is Modernisation..., Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!\" :D ;) :P Read more Misc SMS Jokes at SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Modernisation** # Modernisation [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modernisation.html&media=&description=Modernisation) "If exposure of Body is Modernisation..., Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P ### Related SMS 1. [Modern Proposal in Mobile Era](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modern-proposal-in-mobile-era.html) \- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You 3. [So many animals in d zoo](https://sms4smile.com/ascii-sms/so-many-animals-in-d-zoo.html) One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. . 5. [How much they love them...](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/how-much-they-love-them.html) The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive. 7. [Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/lost-in-a-zoo-i-saw-many-animals.html) Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2 9. [Dead body cycling to school](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dead-body-cycling-to-school.html) A grammar lesson where joining two sentences creates an absurd dead body image. Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-) 11. [This horrible thing is what you call modern art](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html) Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! 13. [Every body loves you](https://sms4smile.com/love-quotes/every-body-loves-you.html) Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one. ~Author Unknown 15. [Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nice-smelling-mosquitoes-repellent.html) A letter to technology complaining about the lack of nice-smelling mosquito repellent. Dear Technology, Its 2020 and we still don’t have a perfume/body-spray that smells nice and repels mosquitoes. I am really disappointed :-( 17. [Everybody / nobody loves you](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/everybody-nobody-loves-you.html) Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one. 19. [MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html) What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense 21. [Marital Life and Fight](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marital-life-and-fight.html) 2nd day after wedding Bubbli- Mom I got in fight with my husband Anti Misba- It's part of marital life Bubbli- Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body 23. [Walk the way guided by ...](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/walk-the-way-guided-by.html) "If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find a hopeless end. But If you walk the way guided by ALLAH, you will find endless hope" 25. [In the Flower, My Rose is U.](https://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/in-the-flower-my-rose-is-u.html) In the Flower, My Rose is U. In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U. In the Sky, My Moon is U. I'm only Body, My Heart is U. That's Y i always Miss You !! 27. [When I die...](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/hart-beat.html) When i die don't cry in front of my dead body who knows my hands may come to wipe of your tears that's kind of love! 29. [LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/like-a-fresh-dewdrops-of-a-new-day.html) A birthday blessing asking God to freshen your soul the way morning dew freshens a new day. LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day... may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY. 31. [The most beautiful people](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/the-most-beautiful-people.html) The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others. 33. [I miss u as much as u miss air while stop breathing](https://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/i-miss-u-as-much-as-u-miss-air-while-stop-breathing.html) Close your eyes, relax your body, 'N stop breathing as long as you can Now breath... I miss you as much as you missed the air..! 35. [He came at night, explored my body ....](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/he-came-at-night-explored-my-body.html) He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! 37. [Darkness is everywhere](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/darkness-is-everywhere.html) Darkness is everywhere. The birds are back there home. Road are quiet every body is sleeping, but i m not u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night 39. [God made us body parts for a reason](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/god-made-us-body-parts-for-a-reason.html) God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes : to look at you Hands : to pray for you Mind : to remember you Heart : to miss you and... Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!! 41. [It's the things that satisfies your mind](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html) It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. 43. [The secret of health for both mind and body](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/the-secret-of-health-for-both-mind-and-body.html) The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha) 45. [A sardarji photographer is focusing](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-sardarji-photographer-is-focusing.html) A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" 47. [When You Thought I Wasn't Looking](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/when-you-thought-i-wasnt-looking.html) When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When \[…\] 49. [I am made of 5 letters](https://sms4smile.com/riddle-sms/i-am-made-of-5-letters.html) I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???! 51. [How many cakes would u have left then ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-many-cakes-would-u-have-left-then.html) If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body. 53. [Doctor suggested full body Xray](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html) Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli" 55. [Difference between love and rain](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/difference-between-love-and-rain.html) Love & Rain Both Are Same Both Gives Our Life True Joy But Basic Difference Is Rain Wets Our Body & Love Wets Our Eyes! 57. [Funny Facts / Truths of life](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-facts-truths-of-life.html) \- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! \[…\] 59. [~\*~\*~\* Happy Hug Day \*~\*~\*~](https://sms4smile.com/hug-day-sms/happy-hug-day-7.html) HUG Coupon Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free And require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure Body temperature, heart rate And help relive pain and depression. Redeem this coupon at your nearest Participating human being. ~\*~\*~\* Happy Hug Day \*~\*~\*~ 61. [5 Love Facts](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/5-love-facts.html) 5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's \[…\] 63. [Funny interview questions about IQ](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-interview-questions-about-iq.html) Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into \[…\] 65. [Why do muslim covers females?](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/why-do-muslim-covers-females.html) A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. 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