--- title: "How to impress a girl / boy - Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **How to impress a girl / boy** # How to impress a girl / boy [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-to-impress-a-girl-boy.html&media=&description=How%20to%20impress%20a%20girl%20/%20boy) How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over ### Related SMS 1. [Difference of Impress / Express](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/difference-of-impress-express.html) Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude While Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude Feel d Difference 3. [Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..](https://sms4smile.com/break-up-sms/cant-love-any-other-girl-in-the-same-way.html) If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean \[…\] 5. [Girl cares the most](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/girl-cares-the-most.html) Girl cares the most, for every relation in her life, if she doesn't care about you, be sure you never touched her heart 7. [Boy said I.L.Y to girl](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/boy-said-i-l-y-to-girl.html) A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You" 9. [A boy ask the girl for a kiss](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/a-boy-ask-the-girl-for-a-kiss.html) True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead" 11. [The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-girl-lost-her-chance-to-marry.html) Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari \[…\] 13. [A girl & boy were sitting alone](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-n-boy-were-sitting-alone.html) A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married. 15. [When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/when-a-guy-or-girl-does-something-wrong.html) When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. \[…\] 17. [An old rich man marries a young girl.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/an-old-rich-man-marries-a-young-girl.html) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam. 19. [With a girl who's in my heart...](https://sms4smile.com/romantic-sms/with-a-girl-whos-in-my-heart.html) Short and direct — for when you want to say you are completely and happily in love, and there is nowhere else you'd rather be. Till the end of time... In a world so close to me... I'm just so in love... With a girl who's in my heart... I Love U... 21. [A girl & boy story](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-boy-story.html) Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦ 23. [A Guy and girl in a library](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-guy-and-girl-in-a-library.html) A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked \[…\] 25. [The next girl i will ever love](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/the-next-girl-i-will-ever-love.html) Beautiful words said by a boy to her lover. 'The next girl i will ever love on earth will be our daughter':-\* 27. [A guy who truly love his girl](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/a-guy-who-truly-love-his-girl.html) A guy who truly love his girl, Doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart..! 29. [Girl wearing a very short skirt](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girl-wearing-a-very-short-skirt.html) A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt. 31. [Every girl wants a guy who ...](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/every-girl-wants-a-guy-who.html) Every girl wants a guy Who hugs her when they're watching a scary or romantic movie, Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold, Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is..! 33. [A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-on-the-cover-and-no-cover-on-the-girl.html) Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. 35. [New style of proposing a girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-style-of-proposing-a-girl.html) New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister. 37. [A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-saw-a-beautiful-girl.html) A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year" 39. [Sardar proposed a girl......](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl.html) A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year. 41. [Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/girl-if-u-will-try-2-kiss-me-main-shore-macha-dungi.html) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.. 43. [Girl's best asset](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-best-asset.html) A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability" 45. [Wanted single girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wanted-single-girl.html) \- New Advertisement - WANTED SINGLE GIRL, Able To Cook, Love And Have Job, Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D 47. [A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-ask-to-moulvi-can-i-kiss-a-man.html) A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah 49. [A girl is like a bird!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/a-girl-is-like-a-bird.html) A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has \[…\] 51. [Call a girl pretty or ugly](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/call-a-girl-pretty-or-ugly.html) "Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!" 53. [Change a Girl Into a Women.?](https://sms4smile.com/riddle-sms/change-a-girl-into-a-women.html) Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Think.. ? ? ? ? Think Hard.. ? ? ? ? ? Click here for answer 55. [Understanding a girl is like](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/understanding-a-girl-is-like.html) Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again 57. [When a girl on facebook](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/when-a-girl-on-facebook.html) When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In \[…\] 59. [A girl's status at facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-girls-status-at-facebook.html) A Facebook status about refusing an iPhone deal — posted from an iPhone. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone 61. [Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wonderful-confession-by-a-girl-amazing-reply.html) Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now \[…\] 63. [What is a girl friend?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-a-girl-friend.html) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. 65. [Grammar freak girl ...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/grammar-freak-girl.html) A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . 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