--- title: "You are a GHONCHU.. - Hindi April Fools SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi..." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/) » [Hindi April Fools SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/april-fools-sms/) » **You are a GHONCHU..** # You are a GHONCHU.. [Hindi April Fools SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/april-fools-sms/), [Hindi Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/misleading-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/hindi/misleading-sms/you-are-a-ghonchu.html&media=&description=You%20are%20a%20GHONCHU..) An acronym SMS spelling out GHONCHU with flattering compliments, then immediately admitting it was always just an insult. You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... ### Related SMS 1. [Making a million friends is not an achievement](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/making-a-million-friends-is-not-an-achievement.html) A million friends is easy. One who stays when a million are against you — that's the real achievement. Making a million friends is not an achievement, The achievement is to make "A" friend who will stand by you when a million are against you....! 3. [](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/insult-sms/5392.html) A collection page for Hindi and Urdu insult SMS jokes covering playful mockery, roast-style put-downs, and funny zingers in both languages. Hindi Insult SMS messages collection contains hindi insult sms , funny insult sms in hindi , hindi insult sms jokes , hindi sms insulting , urdu insult sms , funny insult sms in urdu \[…\] 5. [You are BANDAR](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/you-are-bandar.html) Roman Urdu SMS that expands BANDAR into a string of flattering traits, then warns the reader not to get too smug. U r BANDAR It means: B=Beautifull A=Attractive N=Naughty D=Decent A=Adorable R=Romantic R U smiling? Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p 7. [Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/har-koi-aap-ki-tarah-mad-nahin-hota.html) Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to 9. 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Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM 15. [From my side to you](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/from-my-side-to-you.html) From MY side to YOU- knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways and if I ever have to let u go... i'll find a million reasons to make u stay. :) 17. [A lovely star dropped on earth one night.](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/a-lovely-star-dropped-on-earth-one-night.html) A lovely star dropped on earth one night. Asked me u want a million dollar or a good friend? I choosen to have million dollars. . . . Because I already have you :) 19. [](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/2673.html) List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages. 21. 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[One is special](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/one-is-special.html) You Can Hear Your Name A Million Times But 0ne Person Makes It Sound Special You Can Say A Million Names But There Is One That Is Special.! 31. [](https://sms4smile.com/ramadan-sms/messages-11.html) The holy month of Ramadan is just about to come.The month of Ramadan is the most superior month in Islamic Calendar. It's always a pleasure to send and receive compliments in regards of welcoming Ramadan, so we have compiled a nice list of Ramadan SMS Messages. Rush now, and be the first to send Ramadan \[…\] 33. [Meaning of Hugs!](https://sms4smile.com/hug-day-sms/meaning-of-hugs-3.html) Meaning of Hugs:- H- appy feelings shared U- niversally warm & fuzzy G- reat 2 give & 2 receive S- ure 2 make anyone's day I hope this “HUG”. Makes ur day brighter. 35. [Spelling mistake in lovers name](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/spelling-mistake-in-lovers-name.html) Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake. 37. [A kiss...](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/a-kiss.html) A KISS ... Can Be A Comma (,) A Question Mark (?) Or An Exclamation Point (!) ... That's Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know 39. [Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/barish-sms/aaj-to-bohot-khush-hoongay-aap.html) Roman Urdu SMS that builds through a drawn-out setup only to land on a frog joke about who truly enjoys the rain. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . . . aur barish main to . . . . \[…\] 41. [Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/girlfriends-name-on-hand-by-knife-crying.html) A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O 43. [Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sms-sms-sms.html) An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions. Subha SmS,Sham SmS, Din men SmS,Rat men SmS, Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS, Jeena SmS,Marna SmS, Aakhir kya hy SMS.......??? S = sab ko M = Mast ho k S = Satao.... \[…\] 45. [Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/flirt-sms/phulon-se-khoobsurat-koi-nahi.html) A flattering build-up about beauty and depth — landing squarely on the one compliment nobody actually asked for. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! 47. [If you feel STRESSED](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/if-you-feel-stressed-2.html) If you feel STRESSED, Give yourself a Break, Enjoy Some.. Ice cream Chocolates Cake Why? B'Coz STRESSED in reverse Spelling - DESSERTS !!! 49. [Click means](https://sms4smile.com/valentine-sms/click-means.html) A cute acronym message for a crush or partner. Send it and tell them to type CLICK whenever they are missing you. C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say \[…\] 51. [Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/singh-in-every-sardars-name.html) Decodes every Sardar's surname 'SINGH' as an acronym meaning he is not a human but a donkey. Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know? Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay 53. [Onam is an abbreviation of](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/onam-sms/onam-is-an-abbreviation-of.html) Playful English Onam SMS expanding 'Onam' as an acronym for unity, goodness, celebration, and the Malayali spirit. O--ORumayude N--Nanmayude A--AGhoshangalude M--Malayaliyude Onam Varavayi !!! HAPPY ONAM! 55. [You are ULLU](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/you-are-ullu.html) U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!! 57. [EHSAAS aap ki mohabbat ka](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/ehsaas-aap-ki-mohabbat-ka.html) Roman Urdu SMS spelling out a bond in single words — trust, pride, honor, expectation — ending with the wait for the next message. (EHSAAS) ap ki mohabbat ka, (BHAROOSA) ap ki baton ka, (QADAR) ap k name ki, (FAKHAR) ap se dosti ka, (INTIZAAR) ap k sweet sms ka.. 59. [Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-afwahain-kon-phaila-raha-hay.html) A list of glowing compliments — honest, smart, beautiful, wise — followed by a demand to find out who's spreading these ridiculous rumors. Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p 61. [Not using your smile](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/not-using-your-smile.html) "If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book" (Shakespeare) 63. [Height of insult](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/height-of-insult.html) Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D 65. [A monkey has been severely injured](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/a-monkey-has-been-severely-injured.html) Where r u? U r u not replying? 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