--- title: "Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... - Hindi Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... kapkapatay hont.... larkharati Aawaz... thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai....." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/) » [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) » **Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...** # Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html&media=&description=Yeh%20tumhara%20sulagta%20hua%20jism...) Opens with fevered romantic imagery — trembling lips, shaking body, burning skin — then diagnoses the beloved with malaria. Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... kapkapatay hont.... larkharati Aawaz... thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai..... ### Related SMS 1. [Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/susti-bhare-jism-ko-jagate-kyun-nahi.html) A mock motivational morning message that ends with a blunt request: your messages smell, please just bathe. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi... 3. [Tumhara chand sa chehra..](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/tumhara-chand-sa-chehra.html) Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela... Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain... Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Koi chehra \[…\] 5. [Khushiyon say bhara rahay daman tumhara](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/khushiyon-say-bhara-rahay-daman-tumhara.html) Duaa hai meri rab se khush rahoo tum... Milay na koi ghum jahan bhi raho tum... Samundar ki terha dil hai gehra tumhara.... Khushiyon say bhara rahay daman tumhara.... 7. [Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/ye-tumhara-dost-phool-sunghne-kab-uthe-ga.html) Two men at neighboring graves: one leaves flowers, one leaves rice. The flower-man asks when the rice-man's friend will wake up to smell his offering. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi \[…\] 9. [Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/islamic-sms/jism-ki-dandrusti-namaz-main-hai.html) Roman Urdu verses pairing physical health with prayer, mental clarity with dhikr, and inner peace with Durood. Calm and devotional. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai, 11. [Wo naam tumhara hay](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/wo-naam-tumhara-hay.html) Koi chaand sitara hay Koi phool se pyara hay Koi khushi ka ishara hay Koi dil ka sahara hay Tumhai'n itna batana hay Wo naam tumhara hay 13. [Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/main-jo-poocho-tumhara-haal-e-dil.html) Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko, Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko, Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL, To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko 15. [Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/hont-se-hont-milte-hain-tu-kya-huta-hai.html) Builds slow suspense asking what happens when lips meet lips — the answer is simply that your mouth closes. Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ? ? ? socho?? ? ? nai pata? ??? ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai 17. [Happy Phool Day](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/rose-day-sms/happy-phool-day.html) Romantic Roman Urdu Rose Day SMS with flower imagery expressing that the beloved is both the reason and the rose. Gulaab Ho Tum Sabab Ho 19. [That was our first kiss](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/that-was-our-first-kiss.html) I stair into your beautiful brown eyes, I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body. And as I brush the hair out of your face, I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek, as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster. As you run your hands through my hair I lean towards \[…\] 21. [](https://sms4smile.com/romantic-sms/messages-13.html) Romantic SMS is generally sent to or by the lover & beloved. Asian peoples prefer to send romantic urdu sms, for the rest of the world they can pick romantic sms messages in english here. Some peoples are more attracted to send romantic love sms to express how much they love you or send romantic \[…\] 23. [Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/mubarak-ho-aap-ko-yeh-andhaira-or-garmi.html) Opens with poetic imagery of flowers and the sun sending greetings — then reveals it was actually the electricity company sending the darkness and heat. Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi, Tah-e-dil se "K.E.S.C" / wapda walon na ye \[…\] 25. [If I could ever have](https://sms4smile.com/romantic-sms/if-i-could-ever-have.html) If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, And the feel of your heart beating with mine‚¦ Knowing that I could never find that feeling With \[…\] 27. [Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/teri-zulfo-mein-kho-jaana-chahata-hoon.html) Opens like a swooning romantic SMS about getting lost in someone's hair — derailed because they've applied so much oil he keeps slipping. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon.. 29. [Doctor suggested full body Xray](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html) Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli" 31. [Beautiful name](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/islamic-sms/beautiful-name.html) Roman Urdu note on saying the name 'Muhammad' aloud — the lips naturally meet twice in the process. Warm and observational. "Muhammad" Kitna piyaara naam hai moo Se pura nikalta nahi Aur Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa Chum laite hain. (try it)! 33. [Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/hotho-se-jo-choo-liya-ehsas-ab-tak-hai.html) Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai 35. [Hindi Happy Valentines Message](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/valentine-sms/hindi-happy-valentines-message.html) Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS: everyone says the beloved is a piece of the moon — the sender says the moon is just a piece of the beloved. Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai, Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek \[…\] 37. [Dil yadoon ka gehwara.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/romantic-sms/dil-yadoon-ka-gehwara.html) Every sense caught in the same longing — heart, eyes, ears, tongue, and lips all reaching at once for one absent person. Dil yadoon ka gehwara. Aankhain aasoun ka samander. kaantairay aawaz k matlashi. zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua'go. dimagh khayalon main gum. hont pyar k pyasay. 39. [Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/apni-bay-basi-kis-tarah-kahain.html) Eyes can't speak it, lips won't say it — how do you explain that you simply cannot exist without this person. Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay, Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay, Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain, Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay. 41. [Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/misleading-sms/her-naye-din-hamara-dil-dukhate-ho.html) Opens as a romantic complaint about someone who keeps breaking the sender's heart — then lands on a rumour about which soap they use to bathe. Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho, Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye, K tum ab bartan dhone \[…\] 43. [Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/jub-kisi-ki-taraf-dil-jhuknay-lagay.html) Starts with romantic Urdu — heart leaning toward someone, words stopping at the lips — then prescribes Vicks lozenges for your throat. Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhuknay lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... 45. [Rose Day Shayari For Meri Jaan](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/rose-day-sms/rose-day-shayari-for-meri-jaan.html) Romantic Roman Urdu Rose Day shayari for a beloved, wishing flowers always bloom on their path. Phool Khilte Rahn Zndgi Ki Rah Mn 47. [Tera Chand sa chehra dekha](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/eid-sms/tera-chand-sa-chehra-dekha.html) Romantic Urdu Eid couplet saying that whenever the sender sees the moon-faced beloved, every day becomes Eid. Jab kabi mai ne Tere Chand sa chehra dekha Eid ho k na ho, Meri Eid ho jati hai 49. [How To Do Single-Lip Kiss / Romantic Kiss](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/single-lip-kiss-romantic-kiss.html) To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you'll send tingles up and down your sweetie's spine. 51. [Kiss is fly from lips](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/kiss-is-fly-from-lips.html) A playful kiss message about lips, moisture, and not missing a kiss. Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kiss it is a valve of this, 53. [Puri botal na sahi,](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/puri-botal-na-sahi.html) A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick. Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe \[…\] 55. [Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/eid-sms/dekha-hilal-e-eid-to-aaya-khayal-tera.html) Romantic Urdu Eid couplet: spotting the Eid crescent in the sky immediately called up thoughts of the beloved. Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Chand hai Mera 57. [Frindship opens many doors](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/frindship-opens-many-doors.html) Friendship opens many doors, each with its own view. None more worth stepping through than the one that leads to you. Frindship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to u 59. [5 Love Facts](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/5-love-facts.html) 5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's \[…\] 61. [Dead body cycling to school](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dead-body-cycling-to-school.html) A grammar lesson where joining two sentences creates an absurd dead body image. Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-) 63. [Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/punjabi-sms/tharo-sms-jab-jab-aavay-hai.html) Rajasthani-dialect SMS (Tharo/Maro) about the full-body thrill of receiving a text from the beloved — every pore tingles, every limb quickens. Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai Maro rom rom machal jawe hai Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai 65. [Mera chand to tu hi hay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/eid-sms/mera-chand-to-tu-hi-hay.html) Romantic Roman Urdu Eid SMS telling the beloved: you are my moon — there is no need to search the sky for the Eid crescent. Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "WebPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html", "name": "Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... - Hindi Funny SMS - SMS4Smile", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "datePublished": "2025-03-31T09:07:04+00:00", "dateModified": "2026-10-24T08:07:57+00:00", "author": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#/schema/person/a39bd9f0f518e31fff53fb6e3dcc4130" }, "description": "Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... kapkapatay hont.... larkharati Aawaz... thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai.....", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html#breadcrumb" }, "inLanguage": "en-US", "potentialAction": [ { "@type": "ReadAction", "target": [ "https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html" ] } ] }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yeh-tumhara-sulagta-hua-jism.html#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "SMS4Smile", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Hindi", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Hindi Funny SMS", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism..." } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/", "name": "SMS4Smile", "description": "Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]", "potentialAction": [ { "@type": "SearchAction", "target": { "@type": "EntryPoint", "urlTemplate": "https://sms4smile.com/?s={search_term_string}" }, "query-input": { "@type": "PropertyValueSpecification", "valueRequired": true, "valueName": "search_term_string" } } ], "inLanguage": "en-US" }, { "@type": "Person", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#/schema/person/a39bd9f0f518e31fff53fb6e3dcc4130", "name": "SMS Jokes", "sameAs": [ "https://www.sms4smile.com" ] } ] } ```