--- title: "Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: \"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.\" Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli \"Aap kya…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/) » [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) » **Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife** # Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wife-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/thappar-maarnay-par-naraz-wife.html&media=&description=Thappar%20Maarnay%20par%20NaraZ%20Wife) A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti" ### Related SMS 1. [Cricket match, Wife and husband](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/cricket-match-wife-and-husband.html) A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!! 3. [Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/to-the-best-wife-happy-new-year.html) For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey \[…\] 5. [Husband wife watching an IPL match together](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-watching-an-ipl-match-together.html) Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: \[…\] 7. [Husband wife mein larai hoi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/husband-wife-mein-larai-hoi.html) A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D 9. [Angry wife to her husband](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/angry-wife-to-her-husband.html) An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, \[…\] 11. [Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-wife-girlfriend-and-love.html) A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will \[…\] 13. [Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/wife-to-husband-kaap-aap-sms-hotay.html) Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-) 15. [Wife said I'm dying](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html) Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language! 17. [Wife comes home late at night](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-comes-home-late-at-night.html) Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she \[…\] 19. [Sardar ki wife inspecter se!](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sardar-ki-wife-inspecter-se.html) Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) 21. [Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/wife-ko-mahengi-jaga-jana-hayp.html) A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D 23. [Wife:What is 10 years with me?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wifewhat-is-10-years-with-me.html) Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second 25. [Wife: If I die what will u do?](https://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-if-i-die-what-will-u-do.html) Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai 27. [Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?](https://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-honey-what-r-u-looking-4.html) wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date 29. [Husband aur wife in hotel](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-aur-wife-in-hotel.html) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. 31. [If u were my husband / wife](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-u-were-my-husband-wife.html) A Churchill-style husband-wife exchange about coffee and consequences. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it. 33. [Wife came home with a goat.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-came-home-with-a-goat.html) Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon" 35. [Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-are-like-liver-and-kidney.html) A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. 37. [Wife: What is so interesting in me](https://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-what-is-so-interesting-in-me.html) A husband-wife SMS joke: she asks what's interesting about her, he says he doesn't know the meaning of interesting. Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! 39. [Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-guilty-husband-wife.html) Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!" 41. [Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/wife-ne-kuch-kaha-to-nahi.html) A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai \[…\] 43. [Husband to a newly wed wife](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/husband-to-a-newly-wed-wife.html) Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. 45. [Wife : Do you want dinner?](https://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-do-you-want-dinner.html) Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. 47. [jub naraz hoti ho](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/pyar-hi-sb-kuch-hai.html) An Urdu verse for the one whose mood changes your whole day. Send when being ignored by them genuinely hurts more than you want to admit. k jub naraz hoti ho, meri jaan tum kbhi mujhsy.... main hansna bhool jata hun ! mujhy aansu nhi aaty , magr..!!!! aankhon k goshon main nammi mehsoos hoti \[…\] 49. [Asman hum se naraz hay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/friendship-sms/to.html) A humorous Roman Urdu boast about being so remarkable that even the sky and the stars cannot hide their jealousy. Aasman Hum Se “NARAAZ” Hai \*T\*A\*R\*O\*O\*N\* Ka Gussa Bhi “BE-HISAAB” Hai.. Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh “SAB”.. ~ Kyun Kay ~ “CHAAND” Se Behtar “DOST” Jo Meray “PAAS” Hai.. !! :-) 51. [Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-underestimate-power-wife.html) A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The \[…\] 53. [Hum se log hain naraz kis liye](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/hum-se-log-hain-naraz-kis-liye.html) Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia, Hum se log hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia 55. [Meri har khata par naraz na hona](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/meri-har-khata-par-naraz-na-hona.html) Meri har khata par naraz na hona, Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona, Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko, Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona 57. [Meri chup se naraz na hua karo](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/meri-chup-se-naraz-na-hua-karo.html) Baray hi sarfrosh hua kartay hain, Haqiqaton ki aaghosh huwa karty hain, Meri chup se naraz na hua karo, Gehray samunder hamesha khamosh howa kartay hain 59. [Husband sent a text to his wife at night](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-sent-a-text-to-his-wife-at-night.html) Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of \[…\] 61. [Wife wish 2 be a newspaper](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-wish-2-be-a-newspaper.html) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. 63. [An intelligent wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/an-intelligent-wife.html) ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P 65. [New Year Prayers for Your Husband or Wife](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/new-year-prayer-spouse.html) Prayers and duas to send your husband or wife as the year turns, for their health, their work and the marriage you share. Christian and Muslim prayers are labelled so you can pick what fits. 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