--- title: "Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/) » [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) » **Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum** # Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wife-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sisak-sisak-ke-marna-theek-hai-ya-ek-dum.html&media=&description=Sisak%20sisak%20ke%20marna%20theek%20hai%20ya%20ek%20dum) A husband lying in bed next to his large wife poses a philosophical question about how to go — and instantly regrets the answer. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. ### Related SMS 1. 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