--- title: "A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. \"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...\"" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/) » [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) » **A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.** # A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wife-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/a-beggar-oh-sundari-andha-hoon.html&media=&description=A%20beggar-%20'Oh%20sundari%20!%20Andha%20hoon.) A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..." ### Related SMS 1. [Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/shehzadi-5-rupay-dede-andha-hon.html) A beggar outside the temple calls the wife "princess"; the husband concludes he must genuinely be blind. Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga 3. [Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/main-roi-to-nahi-hoon.html) Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat \[…\] 5. 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