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title: "1 takleef de skata hon? - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS - SMS4Smile"
description: "A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon"
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# 1 takleef de skata hon?

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A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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57. [Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/sardar-sms/sardar-murghey-di-tang-kithe-hai.html)

A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

59. [Car ki speed kion barha di](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/sardar-sms/car-ki-speed-kion-barha-di.html)

A Sardar driving joke where brake failure leads to the immediate decision to get home as fast as possible before something goes wrong. Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar \[…\]

61. [Sardar 2 doctor](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/sardar-sms/sardar-2-doctor.html)

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63. [Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sardar-ne-makhi-k-par-tor-k-kaha.html)

Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

65. [Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/sardar-sms/sardar-ka-dimagh-nahi-hota.html)

A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

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