MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Hindi Munna bhai SMS
Hindi Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
(20 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
(34 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
(31 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Tera bohat memory aa rela tha
(23 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
(34 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Biwi aur premika sath sath
(18 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.