Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Y r u praying in classroom?

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

If u have any problem

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I'll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

Life is strange....

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

How to impress a girl / boy

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Scratch & win

Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again