Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,

Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai€¦.

U don;t know sumthing?

U don;t know sumthing?
Google it !

U don't know sumone?
Facebook it !

You don't find sumthing?
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MUMMY !! :D

Sum things, nevr change.. :)

Baap ki tarifain

Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai.....

Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom
That's probably the only time in whole day
When you spend time with yourself only

Mobile texting with a low battery

Mobile Texting With 3% Battery
Is A Lot Like The Band Playing
While
Titanic Sank

Petals of yesterday

Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest

Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions

SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich

Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills

Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master

Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.

Save treed on paper

Definition of Human being by a philosopher:

A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"