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Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

The Final Exam Will Be Based On

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Habbit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

Go down to see my heart..

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

I'm mind blowing

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing

Whom women listens carefully

The only person to whom
women listens carefully
is a photographer .. :p

Please brush daily

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily! :-)

Once upon a time

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
"will you marry me?"
The girl replied,"No"

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

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