--- title: "Wife wish 2 be a newspaper - Funny SMS, Wife SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Wife wish 2 be a newspaper** # Wife wish 2 be a newspaper [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-wish-2-be-a-newspaper.html&media=&description=Wife%20wish%202%20be%20a%20newspaper) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. ### Related SMS 1. 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