--- title: "What to do when mosquito bites? - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **What to do when mosquito bites?** # What to do when mosquito bites? [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-to-do-when-mosquito-bites.html&media=&description=What%20to%20do%20when%20mosquito%20bites?) At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry. ### Related SMS 1. [Mosquito to say sorry](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mosquito-to-say-sorry.html) At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p 3. [Mosquito & hen love story](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mosquito-hen-love-story.html) Love story! A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other. 1 day they kissed each other Hen died of dengue & Mosquito died of bird flu Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-) 5. [Sardar was wearing mosquito net](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar.html) In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi 7. [May u sleep peacefully thru out the night](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/may-u-sleep-peacefully-thru-out-the-night.html) A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. Good Night 9. [Before I sleep](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/before-i-sleep.html) Before I sleep, I count my blessings instead of problems. I make sure I sleep happy and grateful. Good night. 11. [Things 2 take note when u sleep](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/things-2-take-note-when-u-sleep.html) Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes. Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night 13. [He came at night, explored my body ....](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/he-came-at-night-explored-my-body.html) He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! 15. [Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight:](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/here-are-my-special-wishes-for-you-tonight.html) Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true! Good Night...! 17. [Wishing the sweetest night to](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/wishing-the-sweetest-night-to.html) Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight, Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night! 19. [A prayer to protect until morning](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/a-prayer-to-protect-until-morning.html) I'm sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night and A prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!! 21. [All the good times are yours to keep](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/all-the-good-times-are-yours-to-keep.html) As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night 23. [Night came to kidnap ...](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/night-came-to-kidnap.html) Hello! My name is Night. I came here to kidnap your stress; Kill your strain. My weapon is deep sleep and my path is Sweet Dream. So please kindly co-operate and handover yourself! Good Night:-) Sweet Dreams!;-) 25. [Let stars & moon admire ur innocence](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/let-stars-moon-admire-ur-innocence.html) Night doesn't become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon, It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence.. Good Night 27. [My day won't certainly be over](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/my-day-wont-certainly-be-over.html) My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night 29. [Saying GoodNight is not just ...](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/saying-goodnight-is-not-just.html) Saying GoodNight is not just putting an end to a day. Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can feel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT.. 31. [Night is not complete without](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/night-is-not-complete-without.html) Night is Silent, Night is Beautiful, Night is Calm, Night is Quiet.. But Night is not complete Without Wishing U Good night. Sweet dreams!. 33. [Monkeys play football](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/monkeys-play-football.html) Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai. 35. [Can we do romance in the midnight today](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/can-we-do-romance-in-the-midnight-today.html) Can we do romance in the midnight today? I'm in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito. 37. [Scratch & win](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/scratch-win.html) A scratch-card reveal joke where the prize turns out to be a Pathan identity. Scratch & Win .. \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|n \|\|\|\|\|\|an \|\|\|\|han \|\|\|than Pathan ... Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;-> 39. [Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/hi-moon-dim-ur-light.html) Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz my friend is going to sleep. Good Night 41. [Positive thought](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thought.html) A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively 43. [Sun Is Switched Off!](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/sun-is-switched-off.html) Sun Is Switched Off! Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming! Go To Bed! And Sleep Well 45. [The stars are out, the moon is up](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/the-stars-are-out-the-moon-is-up.html) The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss you once, Kiss you twice Now it's time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight Good night 47. [Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/saying-gudnite-is-not-just-putting-an-end-to-a-day.html) For when you want to tell someone you thought of them before closing your eyes. A caring goodnight text. Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can feel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT 49. [Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html) A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-) 51. [Still wake ... 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