--- title: "We can attack in any direction now! - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now! Copy, paste and share it on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **We can attack in any direction now!** # We can attack in any direction now! [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/we-can-attack-in-any-direction-now.html&media=&description=We%20can%20attack%20in%20any%20direction%20now!) Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now! ### Related SMS 1. [Ladki ko mirgi ka attack](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ladki-ko-mirgi-ka-attack.html) Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. 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