--- title: "Santa was drawing money from ATM. - Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Santa was drawing money from ATM.** # Santa was drawing money from ATM. [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html&media=&description=Santa%20was%20drawing%20money%20from%20ATM.) Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's \*\*\*\*. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394. ### Related SMS 1. 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