--- title: "Positive thinking is like - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Positive thinking is like** # Positive thinking is like [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thinking-is-like.html&media=&description=Positive%20thinking%20is%20like) Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to God... that cows dont fly:) ### Related SMS 1. [Positive thinking poem](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html) A short poem about bird droppings that reframes positivity with a cow comparison. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive 3. [Negative and positive thinking](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/negative-and-positive-thinking.html) Positive thinking builds the plane. Negative thinking invents the parachute. Both matter. Negative Thinking Is As Importnt As Creative Thinking Coz If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute. 5. [Positive attitude in life](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/positive-attitude-in-life.html) Always have a positive attitude in life. There is something positive In every person. Even a stopped watch is right Twice a day 7. [7 reasons positive emotions are good](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/7-reasons-positive-emotions-good.html) 7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding \[…\] 9. [Always think positive](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/always-think-positive.html) Always think positive Expect less Be happy Never stop untill goal is achieved Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !! 11. [Positive influence on me.](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/positive-influence-on-me.html) Dear Friend, Just to tell you that when everyone is rushing ahead in life.... Thanks for pausing & giving a thought for me. Your presence has such a positive influence on me. I admire you. 13. [Failure has positive feedback](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/failure-has-positive-feedback.html) Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback.. FOr Example, Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get. It's Amazing! 15. [Who is thinking of you](https://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/who-is-thinking-of-you.html) Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who€™s thinking of u! It€™s me. 17. [Thinking that we are the perfect](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/thinking-that-we-are-the-perfect.html) Thinking that we are the perfect & The others need 2 be corrected Is just like Cleaning the mirror, Instead of cleaning our face. Think about it ! 19. [You or their thinking changed](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/you-or-their-thinking-changed.html) "The only reason behind broken relation is., Either they think that u r changed., Or Their thinking about u is changed..." 21. [Thinking of u on valentine day](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/thinking-of-u-on-valentine-day.html) On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things... Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me. You make my world brighter and richer. You're a gift to me, and I thank you for being you. 23. [Positive thought](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thought.html) A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively 25. [Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/faithful-and-unfaithful-husband-thinking.html) An unfaithful husband Thinks of other women When he sleeps with his wife. A faithful husband thinks Of his wife when he sleeps With other women 27. [Responsible for thinking](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/responsible-for-thinking.html) You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you. 29. [Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/excellent-positive-description-man.html) Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just \[…\] 31. [Let's go, get up, stop faking it;](https://sms4smile.com/get-well-soon-sms/lets-go-get-up-stop-faking-it.html) Let's go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return. Get Well Soon. 33. [Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-guilty-husband-wife.html) Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!" 35. [Beech road pe bus rok di](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/beech-road-pe-bus-rok-di.html) A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow. Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy "bus stop" Tou hum \[…\] 37. [Outstanding in their field](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/sardar-sms/outstanding-in-their-field.html) A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field. Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing Man asks: \[…\] 39. [Open lunch box in the middle of the road](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html) Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office 41. [u're a winner](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/ure-a-winner.html) winners re too busy 2b sad, too optimistic 2b fearful, too positive 2b doubtful and too determined 2b defeated. keep ur head up cos u're a winner 43. [Some of the best moments in life..](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/some-of-the-best-moments-in-life.html) A list of life's best moments: rain outside, money in an old pocket, a laugh that brings tears. Some of the best moments in life... \*lying in the bed listening to the rain outside \*thinking about the person u love \*taking a long drive on a calm road \*finding money in your old jeans when \[…\] 45. [Plus(+) symbol is made with 2 minus](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/plus-symbol-is-made-with-2-minus.html) "The plus symbol is made with 2 minus symbols!" So all NEGATIVE things can B shaped as positives by our SMART work & POSITIVE thinking! 47. [Dont carry umbrella during rain](https://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html) Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D 49. [In Your Arms](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/in-your-arms.html) When you take me in your arms, The world pauses it's senseless spin, The skies no longer seem too far away, I float on a cloud, and swim about In the most vast sea of joy You fill me so with love within, No dreams too far away When I can feel the warmth of \[…\] 51. [U can listen to my heart](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/u-can-listen-to-my-heart.html) A cute text for when you want someone to know your heart beats only for them. Good for that early stage when everything is still new. Girl:I hate d fact that u r taller than me Boy:trust me there is an advantage in it Gal:wat? Boy:Whn i hug u, U can listen to my heart \[…\] 53. [Art of living](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/art-of-living.html) Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams... 55. [Read this scary story if you dare](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/read-this-scary-story-if-you-dare.html) READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for Rs.3000. Old man advised "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem" Man finished the book with great fear but \[…\] 57. [1 Memon road se guzar raha tha](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/1-memon-road-se-guzar-raha-tha.html) A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho.. 59. [As we sail through life](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/as-we-sail-through-life.html) As we sail through life, dont avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS... Sail on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors. 61. [Have a blessed coming-winter..!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/have-a-blessed-coming-winter.html) Drinking coffee from a mug held with gloved hands Having a get together with the heater on Having chats on the roof wearing cozy sweaters and mufflers Enjoying Rain in a parked car Strolling on a calm road at night with a cup of tea in hand Drawing shapes on fogged window panes Taking a \[…\] 63. [Yoga affect on drinking habbit](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yoga-affect-on-drinking-habbit.html) A yoga class joke where the teacher's advice produces unexpected drinking results. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. 65. [Wishing u good and wonderful day](https://sms4smile.com/good-morning-sms/eye-could-talk.html) A quick morning text to send when you just want someone to know you're thinking of them. Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing u good and wonderful day. ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "WebPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thinking-is-like.html", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thinking-is-like.html", "name": "Positive thinking is like - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "datePublished": "2024-06-14T20:19:56+00:00", "author": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#/schema/person/a39bd9f0f518e31fff53fb6e3dcc4130" }, "description": "Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... 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