--- title: "New economic analysis - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "New Economic Analysis: Its better to have a Long distance Relationship: Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **New economic analysis** # New economic analysis [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-economic-analysis.html&media=&description=New%20economic%20analysis) New Economic Analysis: Its better to have a Long distance Relationship: Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-) ### Related SMS 1. [Distance doesn't matter](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/distance-doesnt-matter.html) Distance doesn't matter If you really love the person, What matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out. 3. [The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution](https://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/the-shortest-distance-between-a-problem-and-its-solution.html) The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'Ala) can Stand Up to Anything. 5. [Mother love is the fuel](https://sms4smile.com/mothers-day-sms/mother-love-is-the-fuel.html) Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. 7. [99/100 idiots would try it.](https://sms4smile.com/april-fools-sms/99100-idiots-would-try-it.html) Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. 9. [Short Happy Republic Day Speech](https://sms4smile.com/republic-day-sms/short-happy-republic-day-speech.html) A short Republic Day speech about remembering the sacrifices that made this day possible. Even As We Celebrate This Memorable Day In The History Of Our Mother Nation, Let Us Keep Checking On Our Underprivileged Brothers And Sisters On The Streets; Let Us Show The Beauty Of This Nation To Everyone Regardless Of Social, Economic \[…\] 11. [Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-i-havent-slept-all-nite-in-the-train.html) A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. 13. [Success is a vehicle](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/success-is-a-vehicle.html) Success is a vehicle Which moves on a wheel Named "smart work" But The journey is impossible Without the fuel named "self confidence!!" 15. [Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/diff-bw-commerce-science-questions.html) Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D 17. [Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/sisters-is-probably-the-most-competitive-relationship.html) Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship 19. 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If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears 25. [I would have kissed you goodnight](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/i-would-have-kissed-you-goodnight.html) If only there was no distance between, I would have kissed you goodnight.. Anyways, good night my love 27. [In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/in-this-world-where-everything-seems-uncertain.html) In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! 29. [You will always be my friend](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/you-will-always-be-my-friend.html) In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! 31. [No distance of place](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/no-distance-of-place.html) No distance of place Or Lapse of time Can lessen the Friendship Of those who are Thoroughly persuaded Each others worth ... :) 33. [Hug is the best memory](https://sms4smile.com/hug-day-sms/hug-is-the-best-memory-3.html) Hug is surely the best memory and the shortest distance which the friends share. Happy Hug Day Dear 35. [DISTANCE never seperates HEART](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/distance-never-seperates-heart.html) DISTANCE never seperates HEART that really CARE... Though we may not SPEND so much time TOGETHER U r always in my THOUGHTS my great friend..... 37. [Friendship is a promise made in d heart.](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/friendship-is-a-promise-made-in-d-heart.html) Friendship as a silent promise that needs no signature, breaks with no distance, and expires with no time. Friendship is a promise made in the heart. Silent. Unwritten. Unbreakable by distance. Unchangeable by time. Its lovely to have u as one ! 39. [The Test Of Friendship Dosen't Comes When U R 2gether](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/the-test-of-friendship-dosent-comes-when-u-r-2gether.html) The Test Of Friendship Dosen't Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There... 41. [Test of Love](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/test-of-love.html) Distance Is A Test of Love. Many Will Fail For Those Who Can't Withstand It. But For Those Who Can, There's 0nly 0ne Answer: TRUE - LOVE 43. [Distance between you and Allah](https://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/distance-between-you-and-allah.html) An Islamic reminder that when Allah feels far away, it is you who moved — He never left. If You Feel That The Distance Between You & ALLAH Has Increased... Remember..! ALLAH Has Not Moved.... Even An Inch...!!!! 45. 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[Good people are like street lights](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/good-people-are-like-street-lights.html) Good people are like street lights along the roads They don't make the distance short but they light up the path & make the walk EASY & SAFE 53. [Happy Kiss Day](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/happy-kiss-day.html) Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Kiss Day 55. [Hope to hug you soon](https://sms4smile.com/hug-day-sms/hope-to-hug-you-soon-3.html) My sweetest memory-UR message. My biggest sadness-The distance My biggest hope-i will HUG you soon My strongest prayer relation continues forever. 57. [Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/defining-kiss-in-geometry-economics.html) What is the kiss in view....... Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY" 59. 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