--- title: "Most important source of finance - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: \"Father in law\"." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Most important source of finance** # Most important source of finance [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/most-important-source-of-finance.html&media=&description=Most%20important%20source%20of%20finance) Commerce professor asks the student[:](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/ "funny sms") what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". ### Related SMS 1. [Which is important, sun or the moon?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/which-is-important-sun-or-the-moon.html) A teacher-student riddle where the student's logic is oddly hard to argue with. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the \[…\] 3. [Love more important than money](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-more-important-than-money.html) All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;) 5. [Name one important thing](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/name-one-important-thing.html) TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Arshad: Me! 7. [Difference between Special and Important peoples!](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/difference-between-special-and-important-peoples.html) Special Is Different From Important. Special Is Someone You Will Never Forget For The Rest Of Your Life. Important Is Someone You Need For The Rest Of Your Life. 9. [What is really important ?](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/what-is-really-important.html) At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer. (Lee Jampolsky) 11. [I May Not Be The Most Important Person](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/i-may-not-be-the-most-important-person.html) I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I just Hope That One Day... When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile & Say Hey That's My Friend..!!! 13. [Beleiving is most important in friendship.](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/beleiving-is-most-important-in-friendship.html) If ur sms is not coming, I think u r sending but its undelivered, if U r not calling i think u r trying but d network is bz, bcz beleiving is most important in friendship. 15. [Effort is important](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/effort-is-important.html) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference. 17. [Faith is important](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/faith-is-important.html) Faith is important. No matter how you pray, meditate, relax. Have faith that it will work and it really will . 19. [What is more important to you?](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/one-day-u-will-ask-me-what-is-more-important-to-you.html) One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! 21. [You - d most important word](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/you-d-most-important-word.html) 5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U. 4 pleasant words : I care for U. 3 sweet words : I admire U. 2 wonderful words : Miss U. 1 most important word : “U‚ 23. [Have u done 2 of the most important things](https://sms4smile.com/good-morning-sms/have-u-done-2-of-the-most-important-things.html) Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2) take a bath so that other can live long....... Just kidding, wish u have a nice day :) 25. [Purpose is more important than need](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/purpose-is-more-important-than-need.html) In race between lion & deer, Many time deer wins. Because lion runs 4 food & deer 4 life. Remember; ''Purpose is more important than need" 27. [Imagination is more important than knowledge](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/imagination-is-more-important-than-knowledge.html) Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. (Albert Einstein) 29. [Time is not important](https://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/time-is-not-important.html) Send when you've been looking for the right time to say you miss someone and realize there is no right time. Good Morning i mean Good Evening i mean Good Night hmmm.. i think..time is not important i Just want 2 Say that i miss you. 31. [Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/diff-bw-commerce-science-questions.html) Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D 33. [A Father means so many things..](https://sms4smile.com/fathers-day-sms/a-father-means-so-many-things.html) A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day 35. [Chemical symbols & sardar](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/chemical-symbols-sardar.html) Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA 37. [PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/professor-akal-badi-ki-bhais.html) A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. 39. [A beautiful girl goes to Professor](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/a-beautiful-girl-goes-to-professor.html) A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study 41. [A Father means so many things..](https://sms4smile.com/fathers-day-sms/a-father-means-so-many-things-2.html) A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day 43. [Essay on my best friend](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/english-paper.html) A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho \[…\] 45. [Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kon-ziyadah-khobsorut-hay.html) Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi 47. [Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/can-you-define-who-is-lecturer.html) A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. 49. [Company making tissues](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/company-making-tissues.html) A business wordplay joke about people who stick their noses into things. Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business." Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?" Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;-> 51. [Pappu ullu ka patha hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/pappu-ullu-ka-patha-hai.html) Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai 53. [Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/beti-bari-ho-kar-kia-bano-gi.html) A father asks his daughter what she'll be when she grows up, and mom gently corrects the order of her plans. Father asked beti: "Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?" Beti:" Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shari karon gi, bus or kia?" Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-) 55. [Cost to get married](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html) A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..." 57. [I Salute Ur Father](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-salute-ur-father.html) Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day 59. [My Sweet Father..I Love U!](https://sms4smile.com/fathers-day-sms/my-sweet-father-i-love-u.html) When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U! 61. [Where u will reach tomorrow](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/where-u-will-reach-tomorrow.html) Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map. It's not important where u r TODAY, BUT where you will reach TOMORROW is important. 63. [Height of Good Luck ...!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/height-of-good-luck.html) A classroom fluke where a student accidentally answers a grammar question correctly. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! 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