--- title: "Mental hospital is not so far - Funny SMS, Insult SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Mental hospital is not so far** # Mental hospital is not so far [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far.html&media=&description=Mental%20hospital%20is%20not%20so%20far) Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. ### Related SMS 1. [1% of women under medication for mental illness](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/1-of-women-under-medication-for-mental-illness.html) Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!! 3. [A Chini was in hospital.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-chini-was-in-hospital.html) A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. 5. [Teri girl friend gaye bazar](https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/teri-girl-friend-gaye-bazar.html) twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar 7. [Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yaar,](https://sms4smile.com/good-morning-sms/twinkle-twinkle-lazy-starkitna-soyega-uth-ja-yaar.html) Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi 9. [1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/1-day-ull-b-srprisd-2-c-me-beside-u.html) 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. 11. [Life is 5 star](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/life-is-5-star.html) Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR 13. [That means I must have really escaped.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/that-means-i-must-have-really-escaped.html) A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚ 15. [How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-u-determine-whether-admit-patient-not.html) In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d \[…\] 17. [When you love someone](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/when-you-love-someone.html) When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .\*. U know u cant reach them .\*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.\*.!.\*.! 19. [Press down if u think u r MAD](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/press-down-if-u-think-u-r-mad.html) Press down if you think you are MAD, I can't believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P 21. [Smile meanings](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/smile-meanings.html) Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy 23. [How is the situation](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-is-the-situation.html) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P 25. [Be A Great Teacher Forever.!](https://sms4smile.com/teachers-day-sms/be-a-great-teacher-forever.html) Be A Candle Be A Light Be A Twinkle Be A Hope Be An Inspiration Be A Great Teacher Forever.! Happy Teachers Day..! 27. [Twinkle stars 2 guide U the way](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/twinkle-stars-2-guide-u-the-way.html) In this lovely night, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress and the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, Sweet dreams GoodNight 29. [I am sorry, I love you](https://sms4smile.com/sorry-sms/i-am-sorry-i-love-you.html) I am sorry to be smiling every time youre near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever youre here. I am sorry that cupid has made his hit. I am sorry i love you, I cant help it. 31. [A junior needs a name](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/non-veg.html) Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name 33. 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