--- title: "Man on right & women on left - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Man on right & women on left** # Man on right & women on left [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/man-on-right-women-on-left.html&media=&description=Man%20on%20right%20&%20women%20on%20left) A balance sheet joke that places husbands and wives in the asset and liability columns. Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right! ### Related SMS 1. 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