--- title: "How is the situation - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, \"How's the situation?\" He was…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **How is the situation** # How is the situation [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-is-the-situation.html&media=&description=How%20is%20the%20situation) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P ### Related SMS 1. [Doing the best in the situation](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/doing-the-best-in-the-situation.html) Being The Best Doesn't Always Mean 'Being On Top', It Means Doing The 'Best' You Can In The Situation You are 'In' ~Author Unknown 3. [Every situation doesn't need a reaction.](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/every-situation-doesnt-need-reaction.html) For when you've stopped explaining yourself and just let people be. About getting older and wiser without making a speech about it. I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just gotta leave people to do the lame shit they do. 5. [Difference between stress, tension & panic](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/difference-between-stress-tension-panic.html) 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant 7. [A Chini was in hospital.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-chini-was-in-hospital.html) A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. 9. [That means I must have really escaped.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/that-means-i-must-have-really-escaped.html) A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚ 11. [Because married men are more obedient.](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html) Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. 13. [Throwing knives on wife's picture](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/throwing-knives-on-wifes-picture.html) Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U" 15. [10 Messages 4 you](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/10-msgs-4u.html) 10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 GOOD NIGHT 17. [A cute love story](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/a-cute-love-story-2.html) A CUTE LOVE STORY: Two Butterflies Were In Love. 1 Day They Decided To Play Hide N Seek, They Fixed A Flower & Decided That, Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower Will Love The Other More. At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early & Waited For The Flower To \[…\] 19. [Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-underestimate-power-wife.html) A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The \[…\] 21. [Girlfriend said i'm pregnant](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/girlfriend-said-im-pregnant.html) Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. 23. [Mosquito & hen love story](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mosquito-hen-love-story.html) Love story! A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other. 1 day they kissed each other Hen died of dengue & Mosquito died of bird flu Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-) 25. [What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/what-is-luv-those-who-dont-like-it-call-it-a-responsibility.html) Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U. 27. [Nothing without struggle](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/nothing-without-struggle.html) A motivational thought about the duck — calm on top, paddling hard underneath. Nothing comes without struggle. "The duck looks smooth & calm on top of water, but, under that there is restless pedaling.. Nothing is worth without struggle in real life" 29. [Maybe I m not fine](https://sms4smile.com/sad-sms/maybe-i-m-not-fine.html) No one is mine May be Im not fine, No one cares 4 me No one has tears 4 me, No one belives me Everyone says leave me, If I ever cry No one wil even ask why? and If I ever die No one will cry, No one says take care Everyone says I \[…\] 31. [When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/when-u-mix-rice-in-milk-u-call-it-kheer.html) When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you... 33. [Perfect hearing aid](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/perfect-hearing-aid.html) A man was telling his neighbor, I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect. Really, answered the neighbor . What kind is it? MAN:Twelve thirty. 35. [Feel d difference of boy / girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/feel-d-difference-of-boy-girl.html) A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer. If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;) 37. [I love hearing rumors about myself](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-love-hearing-rumors-about-myself.html) I love hearing rumors about myself, most of the time, its stuff I didn't even know about myself. 39. [An essay on cricket match](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/an-essay-on-cricket-match.html) Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! 41. [I will tell about your personality](https://sms4smile.com/riddle-sms/i-will-tell-about-your-personality.html) A fun riddle SMS where you pick a number and get told something about your personality. Choose any number below, I will tell about your personality I will give you answer after your reply 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 00 Reply is must. 43. [Be our valentine](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/be-our-valentine.html) B-e with us in the circle of our love, E-ven if by chance you are alone. O-ur greetings we have hope your heart vwill move, U-niting our good wishes with your own. R-emember there are those who think of you, V-ested in the will to be a friend. A-s distant hills give depth to what \[…\] 45. [1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/1-day-ull-b-srprisd-2-c-me-beside-u.html) 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. 47. [If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?](https://sms4smile.com/riddle-sms/if-i-were-to-be-in-your-wallet-what-will-i-be.html) If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply) 49. [A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing](https://sms4smile.com/good-morning-sms/a-morning-is-a-wonderful-blessing.html) A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Have a Good Morning & Day! 51. [Call a girl pretty or ugly](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/call-a-girl-pretty-or-ugly.html) "Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!" 53. [A boy goes to see a dance](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-boy-goes-to-see-a-dance.html) A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad! 55. [Devil challenged in a game of cricket](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/devil-challenged-in-a-game-of-cricket.html) The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires. 57. [If u have 1 father, call me](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/if-u-have-1-father-call-me.html) If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message. 59. [1st ever intelligent sardar.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/1st-ever-intelligent-sardar.html) 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-) 61. [I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-am-the-boss-do-not-forget.html) Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home." 63. [Life is cricket](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/life-is-cricket.html) Life is cricket Dont lose ur wicket Try 2 get century Never 4get ur boundry Even if u r run out Never become mood out BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire. 65. 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