--- title: "Desperate to get married - Funny SMS, Marriage SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Desperate to get married** # Desperate to get married [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/desperate-to-get-married.html&media=&description=Desperate%20to%20get%20married) Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. ### Related SMS 1. [I was a fool when I married you.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-was-a-fool-when-i-married-you.html) After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice. 3. [Best month to get married](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/best-month-to-get-married.html) A one-word answer joke about the best month to get married — a month that does not exist. 1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly 5. [2 Wise advices for married peoples](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html) Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...) 7. [Cost to get married](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html) A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..." 9. [Because married men are more obedient.](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html) Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. 11. [Bachelor or Married again](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/bachelor-or-married-again.html) Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married \[…\] 13. [Definition of most successful married life](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/definition-of-most-successful-married-life.html) Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen" 15. [Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/parents-wanted-their-girlsboys-to-get-married.html) 15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl 17. [It is wrong to sleep with married women.](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/it-is-wrong-to-sleep-with-married-women.html) Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women. 19. [Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!](https://sms4smile.com/short-sms/mothers-day-message-newly-married-mother.html) A lighthearted Mother's Day text for someone who's expecting or just started their parenting journey. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be! 21. [Make your inside good](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/make-your-inside-good.html) If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force! "Inside Life ENDs!" But... If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!" "GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside! So try to make your inside GOOD! 23. [Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank](https://sms4smile.com/april-fools-sms/place-a-bottle-of-liquid-dish-soap-into-the-toilet-tank.html) This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles. 25. [An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html) An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. 27. [Before and after marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html) Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance \[…\] 29. [Before & after marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage.html) Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu, 31. [Inside and outside college](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/inside-and-outside-college.html) The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :) 33. [Diary n a public book](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/diary-n-a-public-book.html) Love is a diary that only 1 person writes but friendship is a public book where u study in library. So what do u prefer? A diary o a public book. 35. ['The POLITE Way to PEE!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-polite-way-to-pee.html) ''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would \[…\] 37. [Man before Marriage is like Airtel](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html) Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows." 39. [The Equation of Marriage](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/the-equation-of-marriage.html) The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance! 41. [Marriage is made of trust & understanding](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-made-of-trust-understanding.html) What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her. 43. [If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/ko.html) If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI! 45. [First marriage is the triumph of](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/first-marriage-is-the-triumph-of.html) First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience 47. [I always think about U.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-always-think-about-u.html) I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That's all what my mama say to me:p 49. [A cute love story](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/a-cute-love-story-2.html) A CUTE LOVE STORY: Two Butterflies Were In Love. 1 Day They Decided To Play Hide N Seek, They Fixed A Flower & Decided That, Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower Will Love The Other More. At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early & Waited For The Flower To \[…\] 51. [MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html) What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense 53. [How you control your anger](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-you-control-your-anger.html) Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush 55. [Every moment that I am with you!](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/every-moment-that-i-am-with-you.html) I Don't Know Exactly What I Was Waiting For, But Every Moment That I M With You, It Feels Like Everything I've Been Waiting For. 57. [Negativity of the world can't put you down](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/negativity-of-the-world-cant-put-you-down.html) Entire water of the sea can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get inside you. 59. [When a man holds a woman hands?](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html) "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense 61. [Before marriage, After marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage-2.html) \*Love b4 Marriage\* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... \*Love after Marriage\* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe 63. [4 Stages of marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/4-stages-of-marriage.html) 4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other. 65. [Behavior before and after marriage](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html) An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. 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