--- title: "Best ever advice! - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one Send this Funny SMS to friends and family." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **Best ever advice!** # Best ever advice! [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/best-ever-advice.html&media=&description=Best%20ever%20advice!) Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one ### Related SMS 1. [People don't always need advice.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/people-dont-always-need-advice.html) People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them. These line are really very heart touching, sometime we should understand the condition. Good Morning / Good Night 3. [Alphabetic advice for you](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/alphabetic-advice-for-you.html) Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end. Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q \[…\] 5. [Best Advice is to ignore advices](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/best-advice-is-to-ignore-advices.html) Best Advice . . . . "Ignore Advices " Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others... live it the way you want..! 7. [Women's Day Advice For men & women](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/womens-day-advice-for-men-women-3.html) For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women's Day 9. [U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/u-luv-sum1u-marry-sum1-else.html) Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id" 11. [Challenge to live for 24 hours](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/challenge-to-live-for-24-hours.html) One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 \[…\] 13. [Tied rakhi to the following boys](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/tied-rakhi-to-the-following-boys.html) 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis 15. [Add wife, have life :p](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/add-wife-have-life-p.html) If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p 17. [Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard...](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/excellent-self-respect-line-i-have-ever-heard.html) Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I'm not an OPTION".. ! 19. [You choose to be happy or sad](https://sms4smile.com/holi-sms/you-choose-to-be-happy-or-sad.html) You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. 21. [The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-girl-lost-her-chance-to-marry.html) Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari \[…\] 23. [Get the person you love the most](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/get-the-person-you-love-the-most.html) Someone said,"It's hard to live alone It's harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have fallen in love with someone who can never be yours I replied,"and you know the best part is when you get the person you love the most while other peoples \[…\] 25. [I always think about U.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-always-think-about-u.html) I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That's all what my mama say to me:p 27. [Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html) I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. Im totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. Im crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦ (My neighbour say all this to me) 29. [Falling in love is a sweet ambition](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/falling-in-love-is-a-sweet-ambition.html) Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's decision ! 31. [Marry someone who can cook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marry-someone-who-can-cook.html) Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t :-P 33. [Even if most beautiful girl is picked,](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/even-if-most-beautiful-girl-is-picked.html) If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked, There's still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p 35. [Love your self,understaning,dreams..](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/love-yourself.html) Love urself , Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego.. Thats Good Life.. 37. [Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/where-the-hell-is-love-in-taj-mahal.html) A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married \[…\] 39. [In life 2 options to be in](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/in-life-2-options-to-be-in.html) In life you always have two options to be in - negative emotions (hatred, anger, sad) - positive emotions (love, peace, happy) Your state of life depends on which one you select most of the time! 41. [Far sighting of an old man](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/far-sighting-of-an-old-man.html) Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, \[…\] 43. [I always think about U...](https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-always-think-about-u-2.html) I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. I am totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I am crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. U = Ur friend (Uroosa) 45. [If I can choose my brother in next life](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/if-i-can-choose-my-brother-in-next-life.html) A funny Rakhi message: I'd choose you as my brother in the next life — but only if you buy me a Mercedes. If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan. 47. [Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-will-u-marry-after-i-die.html) Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister. 49. [I always think about U](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-always-think-about-u-3.html) I always think about U. . . . I can't live without U. . . . I really need U. . . . I'm totally mad about U. . . . I just wanna be with U. . . . I'm very desperate for U. . . . I'm crazy 4 U. . . . \[…\] 51. [Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.](https://sms4smile.com/christmas-sms/wish-you-lots-of-love-joy-and-happiness.html) May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS 53. [Complete ABCD](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/complete-abcd.html) A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga 55. [Love is not in those cards n gifts](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is-not-in-those-cards-n-gifts.html) Love is not in those cards n gifts It's 1.When you hold each other hand while crossing the road and u choose to face the oncoming traffic. 2.When your heart regains a beat after searching for him or her in crowd. 3.When just 1 look assures you that he or she won’t leave you. 4.When \[…\] 57. [Who makes your world beautiful](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/who-makes-your-world-beautiful.html) Don't Choose The 0ne Who Is Beautiful To The World. But Rather, Choose The 0ne Who Makes Your World Beautiful. 59. [Sardar selected a short girl to marry](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-selected-a-short-girl-to-marry.html) Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P 61. [Meaning of some colors](https://sms4smile.com/good-luck-sms/meaning-of-some-colors.html) Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck, black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness, So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u good luck 63. [Love is....](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is.html) Love is sweets and honey Love is sometimes for your heart Love is sometimes for the money Love is passionate Love is blind Love is destined Love is cruel and kind Love is forever Love is for a night Love is fading Love is at first sight Love is unrequited Love is for another Love \[…\] 65. [What is BUSINESS ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-business.html) What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. 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