--- title: "A boy came running in the kitchen - Funny SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) » **A boy came running in the kitchen** # A boy came running in the kitchen [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-boy-came-running-in-the-kitchen.html&media=&description=A%20boy%20came%20running%20in%20the%20kitchen) A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one! ### Related SMS 1. 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