--- title: "There are only 2 options left - Flirt SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me. Share more Flirt SMS from SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/flirt-sms/) » **There are only 2 options left** # There are only 2 options left [Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/flirt-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/there-are-only-2-options-left.html&media=&description=There%20are%20only%202%20options%20left) My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me. ### Related SMS 1. [Sticking to a person when u have lots of options](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/sticking-to-a-person-when-u-have-lots-of-options.html) Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person when you don't have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you ve lots of options. 3. [In life 2 options to be in](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/in-life-2-options-to-be-in.html) In life you always have two options to be in - negative emotions (hatred, anger, sad) - positive emotions (love, peace, happy) Your state of life depends on which one you select most of the time! 5. [We were using duplicate key](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/we-were-using-duplicate-key.html) Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key 7. [Happy Propose Day Darling](https://sms4smile.com/propose-day-sms/happy-propose-day-darling.html) If I reached for your hand, will u hold it ? If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ? If I capture ur heart, will u love me ?? Happy Propose Day Darling 9. [Your husband needs rest](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/your-husband-needs-rest.html) Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!! 11. [A cute little smile 4 breakfast](https://sms4smile.com/smile-sms/a-cute-little-smile-4-breakfast.html) Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. 13. [Reports got mixed up](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/reports-got-mixed-up.html) Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her! 15. [Chances of my recovering?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/chances-of-my-recovering.html) A doctor's odd way of saying 100% recovery — with fatal statistics behind it. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died. 17. [The subscriber cannot be reached](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-subscriber-cannot-be-reached.html) If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! 19. [Sardar on phone:](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/sardar-on-phone.html) Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ 21. [Medical term for lazy](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/medical-term-for-lazy.html) The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy \[…\] 23. [Doctor suggested full body Xray](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html) Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli" 25. [I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-can-see-tea-in-a-tea-cup.html) I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You \[…\] 27. [Good / bad news after wife accident](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/good-bad-news-after-wife-accident.html) A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? \[…\] 29. [You will die within 2 hours](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/you-will-die-within-2-hours.html) Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor. 31. [Thought of long life](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/thought-of-long-life.html) Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. 33. [Understanding a girl is like](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/understanding-a-girl-is-like.html) Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again 35. [This was a missed call](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/this-was-a-missed-call.html) One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call" 37. [Best Rose Day SMS](https://sms4smile.com/rose-day-sms/best-rose-day-sms.html) Everyone likes the rose petals but not the green sepals which protects it in its budding stage, similarly everyone loves the beautiful faces but not those who spend life in making others beautiful. 39. [No Life Without Woman](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/no-life-without-woman-3.html) This LIFE has no existence without a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life starting from Motherhood to Wife, Sister &finally a Daughter. Happy Women's Day !! 41. [That's Life!!](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/thats-life.html) When I got enough confidence, The stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, They left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. When I mastered the skill of hating, Somebody started loving me. That's Life!!!! Enjoy life.....! 43. [Everyone has a best friend...](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/everyone-has-a-best-friend.html) "Everyone has a BEST FRIEND during each stage of life, But Only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life"....!!!! 45. [Think by heart even if its broken](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/think-by-heart-even-if-its-broken.html) Dreams+love=heart Realities+fights=mind heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust heart+heart=happiness mind+mind=breakups think by heart even if its broken. 47. [](https://sms4smile.com/sorry-sms/messages-17.html) Sometimes our friends are angry and it's because of our own mistakes, and when we realize it we feel that we should say sorry, at this stage the problem of how to say sorry arises. For that reason we have compiled a nice list of sorry sms, apology sms, sorry message, sorry quotes, and some \[…\] 49. [So please keep active my Heart](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/so-please-keep-active-my-heart.html) A romantic SMS that turns a heartbeat into a phone metaphor — sweet and silly. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...! 51. [](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/messages-27.html) For those who have been cheated and got their heart broken, we have compiled Broken Heart SMS Collection, Broken heart messages and broken heart text.If you have poetic taste you may be interested in broken heart quotes, broken heart poems and broken heart poetry. 53. [Forget about it!!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/forget.html) An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write \[…\] 55. [Touch my heart & u will feel,](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/touch-my-heart-u-will-feel.html) Touch my heart & u will feel, Listen to my heart & u will hear, Look into my heart & u will see that U will alwayz be a special part of me. 57. [I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/i-remember-u-every-time-in-my-prayes.html) I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart. Because Our ReLation Is From Heart To Heart, Not SMS To SMS." So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You... I Remember U Every Time In \[…\] 59. [U r d beat of my heart](https://sms4smile.com/valentine-sms/u-r-d-beat-of-my-heart.html) U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I'll never leave U & never wanna U let go U r d beat of my heart d 1 that make me sing d 1 who makes me smile & I never seem to cry U r d beat of my heart d 1 \[…\] 61. [Habbit of talking in sleep](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/habbit-of-talking-in-sleep.html) A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake 63. [Todays dinner should be lite](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/todays-dinner-should-be-lite.html) Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light‚ 65. [Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/awaaz-sunaideti-hai-aadmi-nahi-dikhta.html) Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? 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