--- title: "Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)" description: "Looking for Wife SMS? Explore 96 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Wife SMS** # Wife SMS / Text Messages Collection of **wife sms jokes & text messages** which includes :- **wife jokes** , **husband and wife jokes** etc... ## [Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sisak-sisak-ke-marna-theek-hai-ya-ek-dum.html "Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum") A husband lying in bed next to his large wife poses a philosophical question about how to go — and instantly regrets the answer. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. ## [Kuttey nay kaat liya tha](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/kuttey-nay-kaat-liya-tha.html "Kuttey nay kaat liya tha") A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?" Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko... Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag jao... ## [Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/yaad-main-aadhi-ho-gayi-hon.html "Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon") Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao... ## [Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/thappar-maarnay-par-naraz-wife.html "Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife") A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti" ## [A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/a-beggar-oh-sundari-andha-hoon.html "A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.") A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..." ## [A guy wrote on his facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/guy-wrote-facebook-status.html "A guy wrote on his facebook status") A man posts 'need a wife' on Facebook and 140 men jump in to help — not quite in the spirit he intended. A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon... ## [Mehangi chiz on birthday](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/mehangi-chiz-on-birthday.html "Mehangi chiz on birthday") A wife asks to be taken somewhere to buy something expensive for her birthday — and the husband fulfills the request precisely. Wife:Bht pyar sey "Suniye! aj meri birthday ha, Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz" Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, "Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy". ## [Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/tumhain-ghalat-fehmi-hoi-hay.html "Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay") Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha ## [Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/itni-dair-say-dimagh-kion-kha-rahi-hop.html "Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p") A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….?? ## [Husband - tum kon hoo ?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/husband-tum-kon-hoo.html "Husband - tum kon hoo ?") Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow. Husband - tum kon hoo Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai ## [Murday say lipat kar roti hain](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/wife-sms/samny-waly.html "Murday say lipat kar roti hain") A husband figures the neighbors' wives will at least show real emotion at his funeral, and makes his arrangements accordingly. Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? 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