--- title: "Sardar SMS: Funny Sardar Jokes in Urdu & English - SMS4Smile" description: "Sardar SMS jokes in Roman Urdu, Hindi and English: short funny sardarji jokes to forward to friends." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Sardar SMS** # Sardar SMS / Text Messages This category offers **sardar sms jokes**, **sardar sms**, **sardar jokes**, **hindi sardar jokes**, **funny sardar jokes** etc. **Please note that these jokes are not here to make a bad image about Sardar community.** ## [1 takleef de skata hon?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/1-takleef-de-skata-hon.html "1 takleef de skata hon?") A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response. A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon ## [Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/singh-in-every-sardars-name.html "Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name") Decodes every Sardar's surname 'SINGH' as an acronym meaning he is not a human but a donkey. Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know? Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay ## [1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/1-sardar-rail-ki-patri-per-sogaya.html "1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.") A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay? ## [Subah 5 baje phansi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/subah-5-baje-phansi.html "Subah 5 baje phansi") A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d ## [Please bike taze na chalao](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/please-bike-taze-na-chalao.html "Please bike taze na chalao") Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P ## [Mujhe sardar bana do](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/mujhe-sardar-bana-do.html "Mujhe sardar bana do") Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia. ## [chicken bohut maze ki bani hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/chicken-bohut-maze-ki-bani-hai.html "chicken bohut maze ki bani hai") Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi. ## [1 pathan airhostess se](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/1-pathan-airhostess-se.html "1 pathan airhostess se") Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai" ## [Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sardar-ko-truck-ne-takkar-mar-di.html "Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di") Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge" ## [Naujawanon come forward.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/naujawanon-come-forward.html "Naujawanon come forward.") Captain calls nine young men forward; Sardar refuses to move — he was number ten so only nine were called. Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! ## [Sardar falling in love!](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/sardar-falling-in-love.html "Sardar falling in love!") Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means. Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? 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