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#  Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

## [Santa in court](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html "Santa in court")

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

## [Headlights and wipers](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/headlights-and-wipers.html "Headlights and wipers")

A road accident joke where headlights and wipers become a miscommunication.

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

## [Theif entered kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/theif-entered-kitchen.html "Theif entered kitchen")

A Santa-Banta joke where the question is whether to call police or an ambulance for a thief.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

## [Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html "Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua")

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

## [Coffee and wine shop difference](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html "Coffee and wine shop difference")

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

## [Santa was drawing money from ATM.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html "Santa was drawing money from ATM.")

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's \*\*\*\*.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

## [Kissing ur wife in ur home....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kissing-ur-wife-in-ur-home.html "Kissing ur wife in ur home....")

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

## [Lion bounced on wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html "Lion bounced on wife")

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

## [An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html "An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.")

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

## [A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html "A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell")

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

## [Google or Yahoo ???](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/google-or-yahoo.html "Google or Yahoo ???")

A Santa-Banta joke where the answer to 'Google or Yahoo' is found on Google.

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
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?

Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

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