--- title: "Munna bhai SMS / Text jokes messages collection (hindi,english & urdu) - Page 2 of 3" description: "9 of the best Munna bhai SMS — latest, funny, romantic and heart-touching messages to share with everyone on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Munna bhai SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/munna-bhai-sms/) » **Page 2** # Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!! ## [Tera bohat memory aa rela tha](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/tera-bohat-memory-aa-rela-tha.html "Tera bohat memory aa rela tha") A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment. Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega ## [MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/munna-bhai-monthly-paas-ka-kya-lega-mamu.html "MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu") A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu ## [Biwi aur premika sath sath](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/biwi-aur-premika-sath-sath.html "Biwi aur premika sath sath") Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing. MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. ## [PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/professor-akal-badi-ki-bhais.html "PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?") A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. ## [Yeh Oxford kya hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/yeh-oxford-kya-hai.html "Yeh Oxford kya hai") A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. ## [Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/circuit-abhi-janay-do-na-bhai-itni-purani-baat.html "Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat") Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!" ## [Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/aik-buri-khabar-hai-aur-aik-buhat-hi-buri-khabar-hai.html "Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai") A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon. ## [EXam's song by Munna bhai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/exam-sms/exams-song-by-munna-bhai.html "EXam's song by Munna bhai") A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. ## [Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/munna-bhai-sms/apun-baap-ka-naam-roshan-kar-rehle-hai.html "Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.") A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. ## [Impact of Movies](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/impact-of-movies.html "Impact of Movies") Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! ## [Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi](https://sms4smile.com/munna-bhai-sms/tipu-sultan.html "Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi") MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. 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