--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 8 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 8** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Punjabi humor: if someone calls you stupid, tell them not to spread the word. If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" ## [Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/guzre-dinon-ki-bhuli-hoi-bat-ki-tarha.html "Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha") Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha, Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah, Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti, Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah. ## [It's a girls world](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/its-a-girls-world.html "It's a girls world") It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, If a boy walk in a group it's GANG! ## [Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kafi-dino-se-sms-nahi-bheja.html "Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja") Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja, Chalo sit stand kro <@> Y .IL <@> <> <@> Y .IL <@> <> <@> Y .IL Chalo bus karo ainda SMS kertay rehna. ## [A girl's status at facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-girls-status-at-facebook.html "A girl's status at facebook") A Facebook status about refusing an iPhone deal — posted from an iPhone. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone ## [Some one asked about my past](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/some-one-asked-about-my-past.html "Some one asked about my past") Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D ## [U r like a coin](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-like-a-coin.html "U r like a coin") Boy: "You Are Like A COIN." Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?" Boy: "No, Two Faced" ## [Message of the year](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html "Message of the year") A quick one-liner explaining why women live longer — they don't have wives. Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!! ## [Yaar, kitthay hai tu](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yaar-kitthay-hai-tu.html "Yaar, kitthay hai tu") Thoughts r many but words r few, I m always there for you, When things go wrong Don't turn blue, Just give me a call & say, "Yaar, kitthay hai tu" ## [Want to surprise your girlfriend?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html "Want to surprise your girlfriend?") Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p ## [What is more painful?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-is-more-painful.html "What is more painful?") Q:What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that & reply! ## [Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html "Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!") In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? 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