--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 7 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 7** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages \*Nice patriotic story\* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad" ## [True saying about women.....](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/women.html "True saying about women.....") True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women. ## [Most expensive way to sleep](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-expensive-way-to-sleep.html "Most expensive way to sleep") The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage! ## [Sorry for late SMS](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/sorry-for-late-sms.html "Sorry for late SMS") Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p ## [Most unfulfilled desire ..](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-unfulfilled-desire.html "Most unfulfilled desire ..") A science student's wish that Newton's apple had been a bomb instead. The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton! ## [Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html "Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women") Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. ## [9 Highly disappointing situations -](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/9-highly-disappointing-situations.html "9 Highly disappointing situations -") Highly disappointing situations Your best friend weds your lover!:'( A close friend avoiding without reason! :( 10 mark question asked for 2mark! :( Principal sitting near you on tour! :( EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :( Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/ Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@ Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o Leaving this post without liking it too! :p ## [Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/algorithm-follow-by-majority-of-girls-on-facebook.html "Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook") Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p ## [Side effect of excess study](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/side-effect-of-excess-study.html "Side effect of excess study") Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P ## [Girls look beautiful because....](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-look-beautiful-because.html "Girls look beautiful because....") Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because [(more…)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-look-beautiful-because.html#more-2978) ## [I found Aladin's lamp today. :P](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-found-aladins-lamp-today-p.html "I found Aladin's lamp today. :P") Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-\* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P ## [Feel a life without me](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/feel-a-life-without-me.html "Feel a life without me") Feel a life without me, Khali khali se hai na.... Bus! 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