--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 6 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 6** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! ## [70 % Discount if selected in 5 minutes](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/70-discount-selected-5-minutes.html "70 % Discount if selected in 5 minutes") A Serious Statement written outside a Women shoe shop . . . . 70% Discount if you select in 5min :P ## [Yoga cured nervousness](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yoga-cured-nervousness.html "Yoga cured nervousness") A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, " but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead. ## [A Last - Night Study ...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/last-night-study.html "A Last - Night Study ...") A last minute SIX . . . A last minute GOAL . . . . A last minute MOVE . . . . often wins the GAME! . . . . That's why we are still confident that... . . . . "A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" ! ## [A man spotted an old brass lamp](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-man-spotted-old-brass-lamp.html "A man spotted an old brass lamp") One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared. "i'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do." "poof!" said the genie. "you are a housewife." :p ## [Pretty or Ugly ?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pretty-or-ugly.html "Pretty or Ugly ?") Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly ## [A Student Service Msg...!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-student-service-msg.html "A Student Service Msg...!") A one-liner logic flip — if not there, then not here either. Classic student logic. If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...! ## [Yoga affect on drinking habbit](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yoga-affect-on-drinking-habbit.html "Yoga affect on drinking habbit") A yoga class joke where the teacher's advice produces unexpected drinking results. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. ## [Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dedicated-to-all-girls-with-high-attitude.html "Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude") A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers ## [Height 0f Begging](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/height-0f-begging.html "Height 0f Begging") Height 0f Begging A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins... Offer Notes ... " =P =D ## [Your teeths r like stars](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/your-teeths-r-like-stars.html "Your teeths r like stars") Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww ... Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other. ## [The problem about being a programmer](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-problem-about-being-a-programmer.html "The problem about being a programmer") My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" 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