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#  Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
.
.
.
They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

## [Meet In RAJASTAN...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meet-in-rajastan.html "Meet In RAJASTAN...")

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

## [Y r u praying in classroom?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/y-r-u-praying-in-classroom.html "Y r u praying in classroom?")

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

## [If u have any problem](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-u-have-any-problem.html "If u have any problem")

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I'll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

## [Life is strange....](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/life-is-strange.html "Life is strange....")

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

## [Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-seo-question-answer-by-wife-husband.html "Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband")

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

## [Money is just a piece of paper](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/money-is-just-a-piece-of-paper.html "Money is just a piece of paper")

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

## [Girl's best asset](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-best-asset.html "Girl's best asset")

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

## [How to impress a girl / boy](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-to-impress-a-girl-boy.html "How to impress a girl / boy")

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

## [Scratch & win](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/scratch-win.html "Scratch & win")

A scratch-card reveal joke where the prize turns out to be a Pathan identity.

Scratch & Win ..
\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|
\|\|\|\|\|\|\|n
\|\|\|\|\|\|an
\|\|\|\|han
\|\|\|than
Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

## [Understanding a girl is like](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/understanding-a-girl-is-like.html "Understanding a girl is like")

Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again

## [World is full of willing people](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/world-is-full-of-willing-people.html "World is full of willing people")

World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work

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