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#  Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Practical advice for slapping annoying people — blame the mosquito.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

## [Just hit redial...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/just-hit-redial.html "Just hit redial...")

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

## [Difference between radio & newspaper](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-radio-newspaper.html "Difference between radio & newspaper")

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

## [Corporate Lessons](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/corporate-lessons.html "Corporate Lessons")

Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

## [Law Of Reverse Dynamics](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/law-of-reverse-dynamics.html "Law Of Reverse Dynamics")

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

## [My phone is like my lover...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-phone-is-like-my-lover.html "My phone is like my lover...")

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

## [Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/unfortunately-without-my-cell-phone-i-wouldnt.html "Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't")

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1\. know what time it is
2\. be able to solve a math question
3\. know a single phone number
4\. know the date
5\. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6\. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7\. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8\. find my way in the dark.

## [Pathan's wife bought sweater](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pathans-wife-bought-sweater.html "Pathan's wife bought sweater")

Pathan's wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note ... That said
"the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U'll find 'em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

## [Mosquito to say sorry](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mosquito-to-say-sorry.html "Mosquito to say sorry")

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

## [He is the only 1 who earns](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/he-is-the-only-1-who-earns.html "He is the only 1 who earns")

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

## [Thoughts On Men](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/thoughts-on-men.html "Thoughts On Men")

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

## [Graduation speech (Funny)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/graduation-speech-funny.html "Graduation speech (Funny)")

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

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