--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 26 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 26** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river. ## [We are good friends because](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/we-are-good-friends-because.html "We are good friends because") We are good friends because u think I am sweet and I think u r sweet, U think I am nice and I think u are nice, You think I am smart and I think you are right:p ## [SEND me all UR MONEY](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/send-me-all-ur-money.html "SEND me all UR MONEY") Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. ## [I always think about U](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-always-think-about-u-3.html "I always think about U") I always think about U. . . . I can't live without U. . . . I really need U. . . . I'm totally mad about U. . . . I just wanna be with U. . . . I'm very desperate for U. . . . I'm crazy 4 U. . . . I wanna marry U. . . . I LOVE U. . . . . . . . Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai ## [Two lovers plan to comit suicide](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/two-lovers-plan-to-comit-suicide.html "Two lovers plan to comit suicide") Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES" ## [Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/sardar-to-a-friend-aap-kitna-parhay-ho.html "Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?") A sardar joke where B.A. gets read backwards and taken literally. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦ ## [Teacher And A Student](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/teacher-and-a-student.html "Teacher And A Student") Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...! ## [First ATM Password](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/first-atm-password.html "First ATM Password") I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. ## [Piece of PHILOSOPHY](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/piece-of-philosophy.html "Piece of PHILOSOPHY") Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-) ## [Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ladkiyan-badal-jati-hain-ladke-nahi-badalte.html "Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.") Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha doosre din doosri ladki ke sath teesre din teesri ladki ke sath baitha tha Moral of the story Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte. ## [I'm flower but rose is u....](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/im-flower-but-rose-is-u.html "I'm flower but rose is u....") I m a fl¸wer but ROSE is U, Im star but MOON is U, I m stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U ## [Most dangerous weapons](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-dangerous-weapons.html "Most dangerous weapons") The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1\. A Girl's Smile & 2\. 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