--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 25 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 25** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ## [Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/umer-qaid-ki-saza-di-jaati-hai.html "Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai") I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai.. ## [Difference between good & great lawyer](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-good-great-lawyer.html "Difference between good & great lawyer") Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. ## [When u get this sms](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/when-u-get-this-sms-2.html "When u get this sms") When u get this sms, send it 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of, and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u? ## [I am on mission impossible](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-am-on-mission-impossible.html "I am on mission impossible") I'm on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious. . . . . in short. . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ## [Tell me more about Shariq](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tell-me-more-about-shariq.html "Tell me more about Shariq") Boy:"I m not rich like Shariq, I don't have a big car like Shariq, But I really love you" Girl:"I love u too, but tell me more about Shariq." ## [Always keep ur pic in ur pocket](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/always-keep-ur-pic-in-ur-pocket.html "Always keep ur pic in ur pocket") Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic & say 3 times, "if I can face this, I can face anything" ## [Where does God live?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/where-does-god-live.html "Where does God live?") A classroom joke where a boy explains where God lives based on his dad's morning routine. Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' ## [What is my age?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-is-my-age.html "What is my age?") Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. ## [What we get on 15th August?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-we-get-on-15th-august.html "What we get on 15th August?") Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday ## [Full form of maths.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/full-form-of-maths-2.html "Full form of maths.") Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students ## [What happened in 1869?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-happened-in-1869.html "What happened in 1869?") Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. 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