--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 24 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 24** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber cant reach at the moment. ## [So please keep active my Heart](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/so-please-keep-active-my-heart.html "So please keep active my Heart") A romantic SMS that turns a heartbeat into a phone metaphor — sweet and silly. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...! ## [By face how do i look?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/by-face-how-do-i-look.html "By face how do i look?") By face how do i look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full of attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send it 2 all ur frndz , n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st! ## [Have a Great Sunday...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/have-a-great-sunday.html "Have a Great Sunday...") Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... ## [Have you caught the thief](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/have-you-caught-the-thief.html "Have you caught the thief") Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks. ## [Welcome to love.com](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/welcome-to-lovecom.html "Welcome to love.com") WELCOME to www.love.com Enter Your Password \* \*\* \*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* Processing . . . . Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai Please Try www.Namaz.Roza.com:-) ## [Don't take ur troubles to bed](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-ur-troubles-to-bed.html "Don't take ur troubles to bed") Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-) ## [Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yaad-rakh-ker-meri-dosti-ko-tumne.html "Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne") Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne, Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya, Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha, Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia, ## [How do u fit 30 indians](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-do-u-fit-30-indians.html "How do u fit 30 indians") How do you fit 30 Indians in Maruti 800? Throw a 100 rupee note inside ## [Osama Bin Laden's favourite song](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/osama-bin-ladens-favourite-song.html "Osama Bin Laden's favourite song") Osama Bin Laden's favourite song: "O Main Nikla Plane Leke Raste Mein New York Mein Ek Mod Aaya Main WTC Tod Aaya." ## [Usama asked Kajol](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/usama-asked-kajol-hows-ur-life.html "Usama asked Kajol") Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" 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