--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 23 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 23** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..! ## [Promises r like babies](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/promises-r-like-babies.html "Promises r like babies") Promises are like babies... Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P ## [Dead body cycling to school](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dead-body-cycling-to-school.html "Dead body cycling to school") A grammar lesson where joining two sentences creates an absurd dead body image. Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-) ## [Live in center of believe](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/live-in-center-of-believe.html "Live in center of believe") How can u believe on the word 'believe', when there is a lie in center ? ;) \- Think.. ## [New meaning of SMS](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/new-meaning-of-sms.html "New meaning of SMS") New meaning of SMS SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi They both have same initials. SM=Sania Mirza SM=Shoaib Malik ## [Reason for crying of girls/boys](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/reason-for-crying-of-girlsboys.html "Reason for crying of girls/boys") A quick observation about why girls cry for a thousand reasons but boys just one. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL" ## [Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/aapki-kanjusi-dil-ko-bha-gai.html "Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai") Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai, Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai, Socha ab aapkomessage na karain, Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai. ## [Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/life-is-spent-in-3-stupid-stages.html "Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES") A three-stage life breakdown where money, time, and energy never align. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy ## [Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/why-pakistanis-are-easy-to-identify.html "Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??") Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? \*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. \*Re-use of gift wrappers. \*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. \*All siblings have rhyming names. \*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. \*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. \*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets. \*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D ## [Tring tring .. inbox kholo](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tring-tring-inbox-kholo.html "Tring tring .. inbox kholo") Tring Tring.. Inbox kholo Aap k liye phool bheijay hain \--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo ## [That means I must have really escaped.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/that-means-i-must-have-really-escaped.html "That means I must have really escaped.") A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚ ## [Their daddy becomes the mummy](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/their-daddy-becomes-the-mummy.html "Their daddy becomes the mummy") Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? 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