--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 21 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 21** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U Coz U r so Cute & Dashing.. 4 more JOKES recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-) ## [1% of women under medication for mental illness](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/1-of-women-under-medication-for-mental-illness.html "1% of women under medication for mental illness") Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!! ## [How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-u-determine-whether-admit-patient-not.html "How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?") In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger.... Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-) ## [Don't copy if u can't paste! :p](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html "Don't copy if u can't paste! :p") A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste! ## [What A Mystery](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-a-mystery.html "What A Mystery") What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of . . . . . . Cockraoch! ## [Equation Of Life](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/equation-of-life.html "Equation Of Life") Equation Of Life → Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad Adding above 2, Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad 2Life = Happy + Sad So, Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad ## [A Man's Feeling about mobile](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-mans-feeling-about-mobile.html "A Man's Feeling about mobile") A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand ! ## [How to settle abroad?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-to-settle-abroad.html "How to settle abroad?") A comparison of how boys and girls each find a way to settle abroad. How to settle abroad? For Boys: Study hard Get good grades Appear in ielts n toefl Apply for student visa Wait for the call Appear in the interview Get admission in a university Get good grades Search for a job Work hard, earn well to settle For Girls: Marry this guy ## [Positive thinking poem](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html "Positive thinking poem") A short poem about bird droppings that reframes positivity with a cow comparison. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive ## [Clock will never be stolen](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/clock-will-never-be-stolen.html "Clock will never be stolen") Words Written Above A Classroom Clock…. “This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..! ## [Picture on driving license and facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/picture-on-driving-license-and-facebook.html "Picture on driving license and facebook") Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;) ## [Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-best-feature-iphone-6.html "Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6") The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9. - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/20/) - [18](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/18/) - [19](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/19/) - [20](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/20/) - 21 - [22](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/22/) - [23](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/23/) - [24](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/24/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/22/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/21/", "name": "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 21 of 27", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? 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