--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 20 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 20** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours. ## [MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mujhe-tum-se-batien-krni-hai.html "MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI") Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko, Mujhe tum se batien krni hain, Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain, Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain, Kuch dil ko b batlana hai, Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain, Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain, Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain, Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein, Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain, Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k, Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain, Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko, ## [A man received an unknown call..](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-man-received-an-unknown-call.html "A man received an unknown call..") A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar... Man : wtf..... :-P:-D ## [Alphabetic advice for you](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/alphabetic-advice-for-you.html "Alphabetic advice for you") Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end. Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune Urself for ur Victory.. W X Y Z We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life ## [Degrees of girls!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/degrees-of-girls.html "Degrees of girls!") Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome! ## [Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/negro.html "Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p") What was GOD's First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho... Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! ## [Millions Of People Write Love Letters.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/millions-of-people-write-love-letters.html "Millions Of People Write Love Letters.") Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . \*\* dust bin \*\* ## [Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/handling-empty-cover-in-japan-and-pakistan.html "Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan") Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred in Pakistan. What did they do?? They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away! :-D Genius Nation. ## [Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-underestimate-power-wife.html "Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE") A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. Story continues.... Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE. ## [Meri tarah perfect](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meri-tarah-perfect.html "Meri tarah perfect") I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . "ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na" ;) ## [Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nobody-carries-a-tiffin-to-a-restaurant.html "Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.") Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. 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