--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 2 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 2** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages A list of what attachment is not — with an unexpected and relatable twist ending. Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as "Increment letter" and the attached file is missing.. That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment !! ## [Lambe safar main susu](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/lambe-safar-main-susu.html "Lambe safar main susu") Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai, Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai, Ye haal tabhi hota hai, Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai€¦. ## [U don;t know sumthing?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-dont-know-sumthing.html "U don;t know sumthing?") U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :) ## [Baap ki tarifain](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/baap-ki-tarifain.html "Baap ki tarifain") Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the. 1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain. 2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain. 3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi, mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar, muh me dal lete hain aur stove par baith jaate hai..... ## [Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-your-mobile-inside-the-bathroom.html "Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom") Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only ## [Modern Proposal in Mobile Era](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modern-proposal-in-mobile-era.html "Modern Proposal in Mobile Era") \- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You ## [Mobile texting with a low battery](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mobile-texting-with-a-low-battery.html "Mobile texting with a low battery") Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank ## [Petals of yesterday](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/petals-of-yesterday.html "Petals of yesterday") Petals of yesterday has withered into the past. Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost. So today is the full bloom of life. we never know what will happen in flux of time, so enjoy ur life to the fullest ## [nur machli ya mada](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html "nur machli ya mada") aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon? . . . [Click here for answer](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html) [(more…)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html#more-4125) ## [Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/interesting-definitions-of-schooldoctormarriagesmile-etc.html "Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..") Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master Smile; A curve that can set a lot of things straight Atom Bomb; An invention to end all inventions. ## [Congratulate someone for their mistake](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/congratulate-someone-for-their-mistake.html "Congratulate someone for their mistake") Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. 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