--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 19 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 19** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages 1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too. ## [Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kia-is-k-peechay-koi-plan-hai.html "Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai") Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p ## [All boys r d same](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/all-boys-r-d-same.html "All boys r d same") For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P ## [Similarity between C.A & Miss Universe](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/similarity-between-c-a-miss-universe.html "Similarity between C.A & Miss Universe") Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe? . . . . . . . Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D ## [Coolest mom of the millenium](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/coolest-mom-of-the-millenium.html "Coolest mom of the millenium") A cool mom who sees through the 'fresh air' excuse and sets a curfew for it. Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D ## [Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-quotes-by-pakistani-film-actress-meera.html "Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera") Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen of any colour. ## [Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/where-the-hell-is-love-in-taj-mahal.html "Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?") A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1\) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2\) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3\) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4\) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE??? ## [Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html "Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)") A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-) ## [654321 Aim in life](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/654321-aim-in-life.html "654321 Aim in life") Aim in life should b 654321 Shocked? 6-Six digit salary 5-Five working days 4-Four wheeler car 3-Three room flat 2-Two cute childrn 1-One sweetheart :-D ## [Imagine world without girls](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/imagine-world-without-girls.html "Imagine world without girls") Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam ## [Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/select-any-symbol-4-ur-lifepartner.html "Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner") Select any number 4 ur lifepartner (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Reply is must 2 get answer **Answers** [(more…)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/select-any-symbol-4-ur-lifepartner.html#more-2235) ## [jeevan me .........](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/jeevan-me-2.html "jeevan me .........") jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge. - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/18/) - [16](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/16/) - [17](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/17/) - [18](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/18/) - 19 - [20](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/20/) - [21](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/21/) - [22](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/22/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/20/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/19/", "name": "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 19 of 27", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? 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