--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 17 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 17** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo! ## [Left is always open](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/left-is-always-open.html "Left is always open") Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :) "LEFT is always open for those who dont want to go RIGHT." "Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss". ## [Passwords of computer](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/passwords-of-computer.html "Passwords of computer") Fact of Life... Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer! :-) ## [Complex with difficult explanations](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/complex-with-difficult-explanations.html "Complex with difficult explanations") Every tear is a Sign of . . . . Cutting Onions! Every Silnce is a Sign of . . . . . Zero balance! Every Smile is a Sign of . . . . Daily Brushing! . . . . . Life is so Simple Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations ## [Love described in detail for medical students](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/love-described-in-detail-for-medical-students.html "Love described in detail for medical students") Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group. Sites Affected: Brain And Heart Risk Factors: \- Teenagers \- Boys Without Sisters \- Girls Without Brothers Etiology: \- Time Pass \- Desired To Be Loved \- Money And Beauty Symptoms: \- Tension \- Daydream \- Tachycardia \- Insomnia \- Phone Addict \- No Concentration Investigation: \- Diary \- Album \- Books \- Mobile (Most Confirmatory) Treatment: Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;-> ## [Pakistani And American](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pakistani-and-american.html "Pakistani And American") A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis! ## [James bond and a dog](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/james-bond-and-a-dog.html "James bond and a dog") James Bond meets a dog — and the dog wins the introduction contest. Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!" The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!" "PAGAL KUTTA...!!" ## [Meaning of Pakistan in 2008](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meaning-of-pakistan-in-2008.html "Meaning of Pakistan in 2008") Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity ## [Description of SMS](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/description-of-sms.html "Description of SMS") Description of SMS . . . S:Salaa M:Muft da S:Siyapa . . . Je na karo,te kanjoos..! . . .. Je karo, te wely..! ## [My Msg 2 da wrld!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-msg-2-da-wrld.html "My Msg 2 da wrld!") My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!! ## [How are the studies in this college?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-are-the-studies-in-this-college.html "How are the studies in this college?") A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college! ## [Aakhri Khuwahish](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/akhari-khwaish.html "Aakhri Khuwahish") Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? 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