--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 15 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 15** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..! ## [GIRLS STUPIDITY!!](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-stupidity.html "GIRLS STUPIDITY!!") GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p ## [Harder for a women to run away](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/harder-for-a-women-to-run-away.html "Harder for a women to run away") Did You Know . . .? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention . . . . . . To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away. ;) ## [Non-vegetarian statement](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/non-vegetarian-statement.html "Non-vegetarian statement") By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life" ## [Wife treats husband](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wife-treats-husband.html "Wife treats husband") A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team In My Local Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim Do You Crave Special Again ? The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi.. Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy , You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.." Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday ## [Teach to dance in 5 seconds](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/teach-to-dance-in-5-seconds.html "Teach to dance in 5 seconds") How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D ## [Cool message by a wife](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cool-message-by-a-wife.html "Cool message by a wife") A wife's letter to her mother-in-law suggesting her son needs improvement. Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;) ## [Until facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/until-facebook.html "Until facebook") I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks ## [Medical term for lazy](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/medical-term-for-lazy.html "Medical term for lazy") The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy " "okay," said the man. "now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife" ## [Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/slogan-0n-the-toilet-wall.html "Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall") Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..." ## [Height of insult](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/height-of-insult.html "Height of insult") Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D ## [Agree With The Dictionary](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/agree-with-the-dictionary.html "Agree With The Dictionary") Agree With The Dictionary. 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